America's Next Top Model 4, Episode 7: Words Can’t Describe This One!

At home, Rebecca calls her fiancé on the phone. She says it’s a struggle being there, and he’s very comforting to her. Tyra mail tells the girls that the feathers are going to fly in the morning. Rebecca knows that she needs to nail the shoot or she will be the one that is going home. We see the girls head to the shoot. Tatiana thinks they will be jumping off something. Jay welcomes the girls to the Hollywood hills, where they have an amazing view. He informs them all that their sexual frustration will come out in this shoot. Also, they will be working with someone. In comes Rib. Rib? Who the heck names their kid Rib? Maybe it’s because you can see all of his? This guy needs to eat a cheesesteak. And he’s a supermodel? Kahlen says she is still in fifth grade mode, and gets all flush around hot guys. Oh honey, move on! Rib is wearing boxer briefs, and the girls will be wearing Wonder Bras, and will be in a pillow fight, and are all told that it has to look believable.

Rebecca is very nervous saying that it’s awkward since she’s getting married when she goes home. In comes Brittany, who is first. We all know she’ll have no problem with this shoot, and she just doesn’t want to show too much sex appeal. The feathers fly and Brittany is in her element. Jay says that as a top model, you have to learn to control all the elements, and Brittany does just that. Tatiana was uninhibited, but Jay says she wasn’t aware of the bra. Keenyah does her thing as usual, but the photographer says she found no connection. Kahlen is nervous and unconfident, but doesn’t want her lack of confidence to be the reason she goes home. She is up next and Rib says that it was clear she was uncomfortable. Tiffany tells the camera she just wants to make it believable, but then says she feels silly and can’t get into character. Jay feels that she didn’t let go. Christina doesn’t do a bad job, while Naima says that she was choking on the feathers. Rebecca steps up, and says that she wants to let loose, but the shoot is full of emotion. Everyone feels she should have been more aggressive. Michelle is last, and being a wrestler worked to her advantage. Rib says that if they were wrestling, she would have won, and with that, the shoot is over!

The girls get home and Tyra mail is waiting for them. Tomorrow, one of them will go home and eight will move on. Everyone is nervous as we fast forward to the next morning, with all the girls grumbling about elimination later. Rebecca says she never walks away from a shoot totally confident, and she could be going home. Kahlen wasn’t confident and feels it might be her. Tiffany is scared and says she’s scared that she won’t win since she’s form the ghetto. I don’t like this Tiffany without the confidence. Keenyah gives her some words of encouragement, but I’m not sure how well it worked.

The girls walk into the elimination ceremony. Tyra says it’s time for the sixth cut. The prizes are told to the girls – AGAIN. The judges are introduced – AGAIN. Our special guest judge this week is Boris Kodjoe. The girls’ challenge this week is the following: They must act like TV correspondents for ANTM TV. They must use the acting skills they learned and instead of having a script, each girl will read from a teleprompter. Each girl will be talking about fashion week in Paris. This should be good!

Brittany goes first, and she is her crazy self. I would love to sit here and tell you who messed up when, but every girl messed up with this thing. They didn’t even know how to say some of the high-profile designers’ names. This part had me cracking up. Kahlen looks like she was going to throw up. In comes Tiffany. She starts to read, and then stops, and says she can’t do it. Tyra tells her the other girls messed up too, and if she doesn’t do it, she is going home. Tiffany starts to tear up, but reads it again. Tyra tells her to have fun, and when she is done, the judges clap. Tiffany walks out saying that she is so humiliated, and it gets worse every week.

Time for individual evaluations. Michelle is first, and although she was bad at the reading, they like her shot, and Nole’ even tells her to “work it out.” I think that’s good! Brittany goes next and they think she was nuts, but fun. They love her photo too, and Tyra says it was sexy, and didn’t say “Ho.” Don’t you hate when the picture says “Ho?” Rebecca is told she was boring as a host, and her shot was bad since she doesn’t look like she is in the light. Keenyah needs to study her fashion dictionary, and although her breasts look good in the photo, her face is missing. Kahlen took things way too seriously as a host, and her shot isn’t very good at all. Then it’s revealed that she never had a boyfriend. Did the judges really need to know that?

Tiffany goes next and Tyra says she fell apart. She asks her about being humiliated, and Tiffany says that she just feels like she is always making a fool of herself. Janice tells her to ditch the attitude. Tyra says that she can’t sit there and threaten her all the time. They look at her shot and say she looks uncomfortable. Naima overacted as a host, and Tyra says she didn’t try hard enough on her shot. Christina sounded and looked like she was on public access, and her shot looked energetic. Tatiana lacked the confidence as a host and in her shot, with the light not on her face. Janice shows them how to catch the light, by jumping on top of Nigel. Oh dear God, this is a family show here!