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Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch: Survivor Ponderosa Videos – Episode 7Page 2
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Jonas, Part Two
The second clip this week is rather short, and it gives us some humorous insight into Jonas’ cooking background. In his right hand he holds a coconut shell. In his left is a coconut crab.
Jonas describes the coconut crab as the most delicious type of crab he’s ever eaten, and he loved having them at camp during the game. The reason for their great taste is a layer of fat surrounding the meat in the claws, which helps give the crab the strength to break through the coconut shells in which it dwells.
No sooner does Jonas tell us this fact than the crab (which to this moment had been completely motionless) lashes out and grabs the shell with its claw. Jonas drops the crab in shock, thinking like the rest of us that the crab was dead the whole time. It’s really quite funny to see the startled look on his face as he drops the crab.
Jonas picks the crab back up before it can escape, and he takes it inside the kitchen to Chef Simon. There, the two chefs cook the crab in a pan of lemon water and share it. Apparently Simon hadn’t tried the local shellfish until now, and he and Jonas both revel in how surprisingly delicious it is. To demonstrate how strong the crab’s claws were, Jonas has to use a spoon to break them.
Jonas, Part Three
A new day dawns at Ponderosa, which allows me to see the resort in proper light, and I can confirm that it is indeed the same resort used last season. Jonas, donning a cool-looking Hawaiian shirt, starts his day with a breakfast so big it requires two plates and about 30 seconds to list off all the individual foods he’s ingesting. Like I said, the first juror always gains back every pound he lost in the game and then some.
Apparently, Jonas is aware of how much food he’s eaten, laughing that he has to have consumed at least 5,000 calories in the past 12 hours. Since he does want to maintain the physique he acquired in the game, he decides to burn some of it off by swimming in the ocean. I hope he waited a half hour…
After his swim, Jonas heads to the bathroom and takes a small electric trimmer to his facial hair. Little by little he returns to his clean-shaven self. He notes that with the thin-lined beard and mustache he was sporting in the game, he looked like a stereotypical kung-fu assassin from a bad martial arts movie. He doubts that even his wife would have recognized him. I wouldn’t go that far. The facial hair was so thin you really had to look closely to notice it.
The sun sets and it’s time for dinner (there usually isn’t much for the first juror to do by themselves). Seeing the spread before him, Jonas muses that while he was in the game, someone asked him (he doesn’t specify if it was another player or a crew member) what would be the one food he’d choose to eat every day if that was all he was allowed to eat. His answer was fried chicken, so naturally Jonas is over the moon at the huge plate of fried chicken and mashed potatoes in front of him. Once again we observe as Jonas slips into euphoria over his meal.
Jonas feels like he’s on vacation now. He’s never had catered meals of any kind before, and now he gets them three times a day. As a chef himself, he has a lot of respect and admiration for Chef Simon, and the two trade laughs while Jonas eats.
After three days of non-stop binging (his words), Jonas is led to Ponderosa’s version of tree mail. This process is normally a lot lazier than in the game. Most times the mailbox isn’t even in a tree (though this time it is), and the notes are never as stylistic as they are in the game. There’s no artwork on the parchment and the note doesn’t rhyme. Instead it’s just a hastily scribbled note in black marker.
The note (which Jonas reads in the style of the departed Bill – darn you, Colton!) tells him that it’s time for one of the traditions of the series. As the first juror, it is Jonas’ duty to raise the Ponderosa flag. The flag is dark orange with a black knot design on the sides. It is also frayed as if it was a pirate flag weathered by too much wind. In the center is what appears to be a tribal mask. Jonas mockingly puts his hand over his heart as he runs it up a palm tree which stands in place of a flag pole.
As he prepares for his first Tribal Council as a juror, Jonas tells us that he’s just going to sit back and be entertained. He’s at Ponderosa living the sweet life while everyone else is still suffering, knowing that for all but one of the remaining players, all their suffering will be for nothing. At this point, he just wants to enjoy the show. As far as a prediction goes, his only hope is that someone other than Tarzan goes next, presumably so that he won’t have to spend the next three days dealing with Tarzan by himself. The segment ends as it does every week with Probst introducing the jury (in this case just Jonas) at the next Tribal Council.
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