Big Brother 3, August 31: Bitches, Divas, and Queens

Oh man, CBS do you have to go do recaps ALL THE WAY BACK TO LAST WEEK? I mean we're talking ONE WEEK of recaps. One FULL week. Isn't that overkill? Oh and Amy don't jump up and down too much. You aren't as liked as you think you are...

Jason says he's sad to see Gerry leave the game because he was the "dad" of the house and Marcellas even said that he believed that Gerry was his friend. Okay, Marcellas, if he was your friend why are you voting against him? Huh? Tell me? Give me one good reason. Not to mention saying all the nasty things you said about him. Roddy says that he's going to miss him and their great talks about the world and odd facts and such. Again... if you feel this why then why vote him out? Danielle finally puts it out there and says what they all probably want to say and don't have the cajones to say -- it's nothing personal. It's a game. She's just taking care of her needs at this time.

Marcellas then goes off on this tangent about how Gerry saved him with the veto in the first week in the house and he feels the gratitude and is grateful to still be in the house and all of those emotions came sweeping down on him. But again I ask... you voted him out. If you felt that way then why did you vote him out? Just give me a good reason and not give me this wallowing in self pity over your actions or I'm going to send Monica from BB2 in there and give you all an ass-whooping that will never forget!

Now talk turns to how Julie fooled everyone (even those that knew how the vote was going to go) by calling out Amy's name first before telling her she could unpack her bags. Amy talks about doing a "Miss America" thing while Danielle says it was "scandalous" that Julie Chen "was good... that was good..." Danielle, you've watched Big Brother enough to know that Julie Chen is NEVER good. NEVER. She can't even dress well.

Anyway, it's another recap because we all that CBS is desperate for footage and loves to recycle, and we see Marcellas get girlie when he wins HoH and how Amy runs over to congratulate him. Roddy was bummed that he didn't win it because he would love, just for once, to not be eligible to be on the chopping block. Marcellas is just glad to have the HoH room because he needs "so many things." Hmmm, a backbone comes to mind. Anyway, do we really care about his CD selection, his blanket, or what snacks he got? I didn't think so... moving on...

Roddy is sitting outside brooding and Amy joins him outside. Roddy tells Amy that she should lay off on the whole "first lady" thing. Amy has been calling herself "the first lady" of the BB3 house since Marcellas won HoH and Roddy is just telling her to stop it because people don't like it. He doesn't like the feeling that there is a greater chance of him getting nominated. Amy feels relieved that Roddy told her that and it makes them appear to be a couple and we all know what happens to couples.

Of course now Marcellas, who is madly in love with Roddy, is pissed off that Amy is talking with him and they are getting cozy outside on the patio. He makes a comment that if Roddy thinks he's getting an "in" with Marcellas by talking to Amy then he has another thing coming. That's right Marcellas. Roddy has to strip down in front of you first, get into a hot tub in those black boxer briefs, get nice and wet, touch your arm, smile that smile, and then he has an "in" with you. Hey, it would work for me too... although... well we won't go there....just go to the blog for the more "R" possibly even "NC-17" comment that I would never print here.

Anyway, Marcellas doesn't think that he can trust Amy because she has a big mouth; for example, she passed on comments to Roddy that it was predetermined that he was going to be nominated against Chiara the week that Amy had returned. Well, hello, is that any more different than anyone else getting HoH and people pretty much demanding that people be nominated because they are a threat? Well, Marcellas has thought of that already and thinks that it may be time for Danielle to be put up for nomination since some people feel that she is a front runner to win the whole thing. So maybe a Danielle-Roddy nomination would be the best thing.