Big Brother 3, September 5: The Devil Went Down to… Nashville?

Hold me back. Please someone hold me back. No, I'm not talking about the BB3 recaps, but I am talking about Marcellas, who I just want to bitchslap into the next century because there is no way that he is the star of the show… it's all about Roddy in those wet black boxer briefs.

So with that done, let's look at what Julie Chen is wearing tonight. Conservative white and what looks like charcoal grey pants. Oh wait. I see the striped shirt with the pinstripe pants. I dunno, Julie. That's not a combo that I'm diggin' right now. At this point, I'm more into that really odd shirt that Ryan Seacrest told Justin Guarini he wore at the VMAs; and since I was there at the VMAs I can tell you that yeah… it looked a lot like it. It looked better on Justin though.

Anyway, it's eviction night and up for nomination are the Meryl Streeps of this year's Big Brother. Ms. Streep is known for being able to practically do nothing but fart on screen and be able to pick up an Academy Award nomination. Amy has been nominated for eviction a whopping FOUR times (and if she survives this, most likely a fifth time). Roddy has been nominated three times.

So we get recaps of Wet!Roddy in the hot tub and Amy begging for his glass of wine and Marcellas complaining about how much Amy is drinking and drinking. In fact everyone is complaining about Amy and her drinking and for the most part, I do have to wonder if Amy really does have a drinking problem because she sure is packing away the alcohol tonight. Marcellas says she's drunk and slurring and her eyes are hooded. She's also wearing this really slutty dress. She looks like a cheap whore. Not that I know anything about cheap whores, but if there was a cheap whore she would qualify for it with that outfit.

Marcellas is now advocating for Amy to get out of the house because he is really past the point of no return in regards to her drinking and her general actions. It comes to a head when Marcellas tries to get her to go to bed because she is such a lush and can barely stand. Marcellas says there are two, three, four, or five things that she has done to piss him off in the past few days. Can I hear six? Maybe seven?

Anyway, Amy goes into the house and keeps taking people into the HoH room to ask them for their wine or beer or whatever for the day. She even lies to Marcellas' face when he confronts her on that. Marcellas says that he and the other houseguests are trying to monitor her alcohol intake and they says she has a problem, and I have to admit that I have to agree with it. I think if it keeps increasing then the producers are going to have to have an intervention with her and cut her dry – and then I have to wonder if she would turn to Nyquil like someone else we can talk about but we won't. She's so drunk she falls out of the hammock while talking to Roddy and begins a maniacal cackling that makes me for one moment agree with FreakyKiki that it could easily get on someone's nerves.

Marcellas is fed up with her. He even goes as far as to say that Roddy has a good shot of winning another week in the house because of her behavior. He hopes that Lisa can't trust Roddy and won't give her word that she will keep him safe for this week. In her own words, Lisa says that Roddy has been flirtatious with her. Roddy says that Lisa votes with her heart and Lisa says that if Roddy stays in the house then his biggest threats are Marcellas and Danielle – which means Lisa would herself be safe for a little while. Danielle says that every week he has been able to talk his way into staying in the house. She wonders if he can do it again.

So over to the houseguests, live. The mood is not so hot they say because they say it gets harder and harder to let someone leave the house each week. Jason now has this shaggy Seventies style hair which makes him look even cuter and more adorable than before; and yes, it totally upstages Marcellas and I don't really care because the show isn't about that bitter, evil man from Chicago. Anyway, Jason says he did the hair for his house and Julie says it's too Greg Brady, but I don't think so. I think it's more Kelso from That 70's Show. Julie asks Marcellas what message he was trying to get across to Amy and did he think she got it. Oh how will he answer this?