Stop That! Your Mother Is Watching: Mom's Perspective on Survivor: Thailand, Week 8

Our "Moms" have plenty to say this week! Cave pissing, chicken ceremonies, and a sorry showing in the water challenge seem to have some of them a little edgy...

Chuay Gahn Moms

Helen - You're getting on the cowboy's nerves, Miss Betty Crocker! But any real woman knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach - stir up a big pot of monkey stew! Bet he'll change his tune... Clay sure did!

Clay - Apparently that bunch hasn't eaten much southern fried chicken! You reckon that guy thinks much about bull dharma when the steaks are on the table? Guess the old lady would bury its balls... Wonder how much drama a good squirrel jambalaya would cause?

Ted - Hey! Yoga Boy! You big doofus! Pissing in the cave like a dog marking his territory! You're so proud that you got sense enough to see through the little cheerleader? Where in the hell was that good sense when that Ghandia woman was on the island?!

Jan - What you need is another bottle of wiiine! A little something to soften the edges of the pet cemetery obsession... what's next? Magilla's tail?

Brian - Son, I'd be stir cavey too if I had to act with that cast of characters! But you've had plenty of acting experience, haven't you? And your lovely wife? Left out a few sordid details, didn't you? Yesss… you're quite an actor!

Sook Jai Moms

Jake - I am appalled! The thought of sleeping with a child young enough to be your daughter is erotic? There are some things a mother (and her friends...) does not need to know... I do see things a little more clearly after that chicken ceremony - you have an awful lot in common with Jan - you could have an alliance of old nut cases...

Penny - Yoga? Coffee? Recipes? Do I know you? Be yourself - sneaky and manipulative was working just fine! Just stay out of the water challenges - I've seen styrofoam stay under longer than you do...

Ken - One of NYPD's finest - a whopping 15 seconds under water... where'd you find the strength? You threw breath-holding temper tantrums that lasted longer than that! The used car salesman outlasted you... you know, the one who sells lemons... better think again about who you should be aligning with!

Erin - Followed the (cheer) leader - led you straight to the jury box, didn't she? Umm... there'll be some issues to deal with when you get home... a few rumors... you'll be needing that Playboy spread...

Diana is an obsessed reality TV fan who works in real estate banking. She lives in the Deep South with her husband of 29 years, who is secure in the knowledge that he runs a distant second to Survivor. She can be reached at dsnonny@hotmail.com.

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