American Idol 2, March 12: Blame the Producers

How did they get here?

Julia - mouthing off to Simon (and it seemed so planned), then pandering to America, "Did you like it?" We don't want to be asked. We don't like telemarketers, we don't like door-to-door salesmen, and if you ask us to vote for you on American Idol, we will likely say no. You earn the votes, they are not given. When Justin did it last year, it was an ego move. When Julia did it, it was an ego move, laced with desperation. It was doomed to failure.

Vanessa - after Vanessa sang last night, she went to the schmooze-and-cry area with Ryan, for him to ask her something insignificant, and remind America how to vote for her. He said, read that cue card. She said, "I'm a real entertainer, not a trained monkey like you," or something to that effect. The expression on Ryan's face looked somewhat hurt. Ouch. Back from that commercial, Ryan made it clear (I thought) that the whole bit was scripted, Vanessa is very sweet and she would never say anything like that if she wasn't supposed to. But I think that hurt her. America is so quick to judge, it gave a reason - a weak one - not to vote for her. Think about it, you read about the public figure who did a bad, bad thing, but when the retraction comes, we don't give it the same weight as our outrage. Just another reason not to vote. Her performance of "You Keep Me Hangin' On" didn't warrant a bottom three result. This was the producers' (writers, whoever) fault.

Kimberley - the song, the song, the song. If Simon or any other producer were working on Kimberley's album and the label decided she needed a cover, "Heat Wave" would have been rejected immediately. It's not right for her voice, it does not show her strengths, it's like having Madonna singing "Ave Maria"! I have to wonder if the contestants chose the songs they sung or if they were assigned. If they chose, I don't think Joshua and Ruben would have had the same song (I don't think Joshua would have risked facing off with Ruben like that). Kimberley is talented enough to go far in this competition. If she gets the boot, I blame the producers again.

Ryan says one of these three will be sent back to George Jetson's couch, and continue on with the competition. It's Kimberley Locke! (Whew!) She shrieks, and launches herself into Ryan's arms. Trenyce is fairly bouncing in her seat, and Kimberly Caldwell threw her head back saying, "Thank God!"

Julia looks like she may blow chunks and Vanessa is still smiling, but the rose has lost some of its bloom. It's time for the bad news. America has spoken, and decided to send someone home. And America has eliminated...

Vanessa Olivarez.

Julia DeMato begins crying, so much that I thought she didn't understand what Ryan said. She looks more upset than Vanessa. The cynic in me is thinking she realized how close she came to blowing it. And Vanessa was fun to have around.

Ryan asks us to watch Vanessa's journey to this point, like she's dead. Ryan asks Vanessa if she would like to say anything (before we juice up the chair!). She thanks America (for not voting for her?) and that we haven't seen the last of her (like a stalker, she will be avenged - I do think she may be insane).

And now, the final indignity: sing the song , Oh Exiled One, that America felt no desire to vote for. Jesus, Fox. Vanessa gives it a spirited shot and the other eleven come out to sing with her. And so ends a surprising show.

At this stage of the game, anything can happen. One bad performance and you can be gone. Vanessa didn't even have a bad performance - it wasn't great, but it was better than four or five of the safe people. This is when the competition is won. I have to evoke Kelly Clarkson's name again - she came out and hit home runs week after week. They cannot afford to be "just okay." I have a feeling the next three or four weeks will be like dodge ball for nine of the remaining eleven. And, I'll be here to cover it all.

But, not next week! Stinger's going on vacation, so the Big Kahuna, David Bloomberg, will be filling in for me on American Idol 2 and somebody else will cover Nashville Star (oh, yes, I'm on that too!). So, do me a favor, take it easy on him!

Sting7 can be reached at stingseven@yahoo.com.

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