American Idol 2, April 2: Too Much Time On My Hands

Last night, I said the bottom three would be Kimberly Caldwell, Carmen Rasmusen, and Josh Gracin. I predicted Josh 's horrific performance would be his undoing. Let's see:

Ruben Studdard, safe. We knew that.

Kimberley Locke is in the bottom three. What? That is crap.

Joshua Gracin is safe. Now just a minute. If anyone thinks Josh was better than Kimberley, you are on serious mind-altering pharmaceutica!

Trenyce is in the bottom three. WHAT???

Rickey Smith is safe. He should be.

Clay Aiken is safe. Calm down, House of Clay!

That leaves Kimberly Caldwell and Carmen Rasmusen. Kimberly is safe, Carmen takes her rightful damn place in the hot spot. Sorry, I am ticked that Trenyce is there.

Judges, are you surprised that at anyone of these folks being in the bottom three?

Randy - "Kimberley doesn't deserve to be there."

Paula - "I'm surprised at all three."

Simon - "I am surprised! There is a person on that sofa who knows that he should be up there." Ryan and Randy try to prod Simon into saying who he is talking about (Josh). Simon says he's not going to embarrass anyone, but "he knows who he is." (Josh) Simon concludes, "I don't agree with what happened this week... it happens." (I have a feeling he's talking about more than the bottom three.)

One of three is safe. That person is Kimberley Locke. That is the right thing. But, I'm telling you, if Trenyce goes home, I will have to be hosed down and shot with tranquilizer darts! I will go off like King Kong on the Empire State Building!

The height of cruelty, cuz there is an hour to kill America, let's have Carmen and Trenyce sing again! Both girls give gutsy, but clearly nervous, performances.

They are in agony. Oh, there is the Viewer's Poll. 48% of America says Simon was so crabby because his hot pants were too tight. Does anyone think this is funny? Please tell me.

Now the decision. The person to be eliminated this week is... Corey Clark? Since Corey is already gone, a decision was made not to eliminate anyone this week. However, their vote totals will be added to next week's vote total. So Kimberley, Trenyce, and Carmen are clearly on the hotseat.

So Trenyce fans, I know you are out there, you email me constantly. Get on the stick! If you don't want another Tamyra Gray situation on your hands, get Trenyce's number on speed dial and burn those wires up! Kimberley Locke is still suffering from telling Simon he sucks. How dumb is that? This is why you will neeeever see Sting7 anywhere near a message board. Ever. Carmen? You are improving, yes you are, I don't even hate you anymore, but you must step up. You must!

Josh Gracin is a Marine, and we are in a time of our history where we are showing our appreciation for our fighting men and women like we should when we aren't at war. Voting for Josh did him no favor, my friends. That performance deserved to be rewarded with a plane ticket home, Marine or not.

I just took a quick glance at my email, and already folks are trying to convince me that this is a big scheme to save Trenyce. Sigh.

Next week, I would expect to see performances like no other! Three people know they are in trouble, for sure. We will see what these lovely ladies are made of!

Sting7 can be reached at stingseven@yahoo.com.

Be sure to sign up for our e-mail update so you can stay informed about new articles on the site! And take a look at the rest of the site. You can find all of our recent AI2 articles at the American Idol 2 page -- and don't forget to check out The Foxes On Idol Website for more great coverage!

For more news about reality TV, be sure to check out SirLinksALot!