Paradise Hotel, June 30: Would You Like a Hot Fudge Sundae or Some Cheesecake?

So it's back to the studio, where host Amanda connects up with the ten guests in Paradise Hotel via satellite. Host Amanda first asks Toni if she was surprised to have been selected by three guys the previous night. Toni responds she was really surprised and really flattered. Host Amanda then tells Kristen that while everybody else was emotional, she didn't seem to be too sad. Was she happy to see the back of Andon? Kristen says no; it's just that she isn't an emotional person. She liked Andon and had nothing against him. She enjoyed talking to him, but he was a little too deep for her. Fill in your own comment about what Kristen must be like if she thinks Andon is deep. Next Host Amanda tells Dave that last week in the studio, he said he was looking forward to going to Paradise and having multiple women all pleasing him at once. So is he on his way to achieving his goal? "Uh, no," replies Dave. Host Amanda then asks Charla, since she's living with him this week, is she going to help him out. Charla laughs, but doesn't give an answer.

Now that the bantering is over, Host Amanda tells us that out of thousands of hopefuls, they've narrowed it down to two ladies who want to join the cast. Tonight, the men will select the woman who will get the next ticket to Paradise.

The first lady is training to be a massage therapist. She lives in Las Vegas, Nevada. Now, since I also live in Las Vegas, I can tell you that TV ads for careers in massage therapy are on all the time. They used to feature a woman who says she was employed at the Desert Inn, but ever since Steve Wynn bought it and closed it (to be reborn again soon as the latest luxury resort on the Las Vegas strip), they've changed the spokesmodel. In any case, the woman is Desiree. Her audition video features her in a bikini, climbing out of a swimming pool. Her She's 24 years old, and likes the hot weather... likes it really hot. She loves to dance and shake her ass. Hmm, looks like she's qualified to join the cast then. She wants to go to Paradise Hotel, and thinks the women will be afraid of her. The guys however, will love her. Not mentioned but clearly shown is that she's an African-American, has a female symbol tattooed around her navel, and has some kind of navel jewelry.

Host Amanda then tells Desiree that she has it going on. She points out that she's a masseuse. So which guy would she like to give a massage to the most. Desiree answers that there are a couple of guys she'd really love to get down in the deep tissue with. She won't tell us who just yet though. Host Amanda thinks she'll spice things up at Paradise Hotel if she's the one selected.

The other candidate is a 23-year-old spokesmodel from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Her name is Kavita. Her audition video features her bowling and telling us that she's a whirlwind. Her life is one big spontaneous crazy drama. She's a heartbreaker. She doesn't mean to do it, but she's too nice to guys a lot of the time. If she could change one part of her body, it would be her butt. She thinks her butt is just a little bit big. She tells us that every girl is anal about her butt. How clever of her to say that. Looks like she's also qualified to be on Paradise Hotel.

Host Amanda says it will be a hard decision tonight. She then asks Kavita if there is any guy she fancies. Kavita thinks they are all cute, but Scott reminds her of Ken-Barbie, which causes Scott to blush. She can't understand why nobody picked Zack in the first episode, because he was her first choice. Zack obviously likes that comment. That over, it's time for the questions.

Dave is up first. He asks Desiree that since she likes her weather hot, very hot, what else does she like hot? "Hot sex on the beach," is the answer. The audience laughs. Host Amanda asks Dave to recall the fantasy he had. Next, Zack wants to know how Desiree feels about giving butt massages. Desiree says she's really good at working the gluts, and says that the deep tissue will be very, very, very hard. This prompts a fresh gale of laughter from the audience. Beau is up next with his question. He reminds Kavita that she said most women were really anal about their butts, and that she was really anal about her butt. "No pun intended," remarks Kavita. Uh, I think you did mean it, actually. In any case, Beau wants her to stand up and show him her butt. She gets up and shakes it around a bit for him. Beau tells her that there isn't anything wrong with her butt. Kavita thanks him. Kristen wants Desiree to answer this: if she steals her man, how will she deal with her? Desiree responds that if she does steal her man, which she just might do, the real question will be whether Kristen would be ready to deal with her.

Host Amanda then thanks the guests for their questions and gives each woman a chance to give a final plea to the men as to why they should pick them to enter Paradise Hotel. Kavita is up first. She says that despite the fact that they are all sexpots and she'd love to hang out with them, they have great personalities. I think that footage must be on the subscription video. She points out that in Los Angeles it is smoggy, and she wants to get away to Paradise. She then suggests that they could all be roommates. Desiree gives her plea next. She says that it's hot in Paradise, but she can honestly say that she wants to be the hot fudge sundae that cools the boys down. The men seem to like the answer, so she repeats "Hot fudge... with whipped cream." Host Amanda then tells us it is decision time. Alex is selected as the spokesman. He tells Desiree that he loves her tattoo and that she's hot. He then says Kavita seems really genuine, and everybody seemed to really like her. With that, the decision is that the next person to enter Paradise Hotel will be... Kavita! Everybody waves good-bye to Desiree, then host Amanda tells Kavita that she'll have her choice of roommate when she arrives in Paradise. With that, she tells the guests that she'll see them in a few hours and starts leading Kavita to the limousine that will take her to Paradise. As she leaves she once more reminds us that people can go from fan of the show to star of the show by going to paradiseonfox.com.

Next time... a late night kissing game gets out of hand. Zack gets into a jealous rage over Amy. Charla makes a move on Scott. Dave steps over the line with Charla by trying to climb into bed with her. Alex and Beau fight over Amanda. All that, plus Kavita's arrival and roommate selection.

Jeffrey Clinard lives in Las Vegas, Nevada, with his cats, Lam and Princess. He can be reached at jclinard@flashmail.com.

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