Paradise Hotel, July 7: But I’m A Cheerleader!

Kavita goes off to the Bird Room while Amy and Zack talk. Zack tells her he's a country boy, and he doesn't bow his head to anybody. He claims he's more intelligent that some “**** wannabe probably bitch.” He says people can't argue with him because he's a debater and he has lawyer in him. He gloats that he made Kavita say she was wrong, and that she didn't know enough about him to make those statements. He doesn't want her **** criticism, because he doesn't know if her criticism would be good for him. He continues to rant and say that nobody tells him what he can do; he's 24, and if wants to point at somebody, he's going to point. So he's going to talk to her really quick. Before he leaves, Amy tells him he can sleep with her and Beau in the Monkey Room if he wants.

Despite his tough talk with Amy, he starts off by apologizing to Kavita if she's mad at him. He didn't mean to hurt her feelings with what he said. Kavita tells him it takes a lot more than that to hurt her feelings. She feels fine, and as long as he doesn't feel uncomfortable… Zack notes that she's hardly talking, and has her back turned to him. "Wow, maybe I'm acting like you," is her response. She tells him good night. Zack goes back to the Monkey Room, and gets in the mini bed. Beau offers to let him sleep in the big bed with Amy, but he turns him down. Amy kisses Zack good night, and gets on the couch, while Beau takes the big bed.

The next day, Alex has big news for the group: Scott and Dave are going to play tennis, and the loser will have to dress up in his roommate’s clothes, then have dinner in drag. So they go over to the tennis court to battle it out. Dave starts winning, and the other men start ragging on Scott. They get an even bigger kick out of it when Dave ends up winning the match. The guys toss a bucket of ice on Dave to celebrate his win, then they ask Scott for comments about what just happened. "I was told I look good in black," he replies. He's willing to pay off the bet; says he'll be wearing a dress to dinner, and notes he looks good in heels. They then do a mock post-game interview of Dave. He tells them Scott played hard, he's never quite played that well before, and he can't wait to see Scott in a dress.

Afterwards, Beau goes in for a chat with guest Amanda. He tells her he'll accept her as his roommate, but he's frightened that she won't pick him. She asks him if he has another girl in mind if she doesn't pick him. He tells her he's already told Amy he doesn't want any of his close girlfriends to go home, and there are some people he'd prefer to check out than others. He's also got a weird feeling that Amanda won't be able to pick him.

Meanwhile, Charla answers the phone to find Amy on the other end of the line. Amy wants to know if Charla is going with the original plan or not. Nobody is sure who they are picking and she's freaking out. Charla tells her that if she can pick the same person, she's going to pick Dave. She's trying to figure out how they are going to work it all out. Amy asks her if she remember the original plan. Charla tells her she doesn't even remember her own original plan. She tells her Toni is the plan maker. Amy thinks so, but then Charla tells her maybe guest Amanda is the plan maker. She tells Amy to call guest Amanda. Amy hangs up, and Beau tells her he knows what is going to happen, and it's not going to be good. In a confessional, Scott tells us that eventually one of the guys will decide which girl is going home, and that guy will probably be Dave.

Zack then calls Dave and tells him that the guys have accepted him into the group. They liked the way he beat Scott at tennis, and they didn't know he was as funny as he was. Zack tells him they can't strategize because the game is a bitch. He proceeds to try by telling Dave he knows he made up with Charla, but if it came down to a choice between her and Amy, it would be miserable without Amy around. Everybody loves Amy, but the feeling isn't there with Charla. Zack wants to know it will be A or C, just so Amy knows. Dave responds that he doesn't know yet, but it would probably be the first one (Amy; he's talking in code since Charla is packing up around him). Dave assures Zack that any decision he makes won't just be for him, but for the group.

Charla and Dave have a chat later on. Dave tells Charla that Zack said Amy was picking him, but Amy hasn't even once talked to him about it. Charla admits that she told Amy on the phone that she would pick him if they were allowed to keep their current roommate. Dave responds that the expectation is that he'd pick Amy over Charla, sending her home. He reminds her of the Pandora's Box fallout. Charla tells him she'll understand if he doesn't pick her, because she knows she hurt his feelings and she can't rewrite the past. Dave tells her that if he picks her over Amy, the rest of the group will never get over it, and will plot to remove him. Charla tells him to do what he's got to do.

It's time to dress for dinner, and the focus is on Scott. Alex and Toni assist him in getting ready, and try to decide what size boobies he should have. Dave also enjoys the moment as Scott puts on some kind of feminine top and skirt. Scott tells him that it's going to be the worst humiliation of his entire life. The group treats him to catcalls, and Scott simply responds that he lost a bet, but he's a man of his word. Zack points out that Scott's boobs are lopsided, and Alex says he still wants to see Scott in a dress.