Paradise Hotel, July 9: Hell in Paradise

That evening, host Amanda brings Matt to the others so that he can pick his roommate. She asks him how his first day has been. "Amazing," he replies. "The view is beautiful." Host Amanda then asks him about the ladies. He responds by saying he was talking about the ladies. Host Amanda reminds the guests that once Matt has selected his roommate, one of the men will be spending the week alone in the single room. Matt begins by telling the guest they've all thrown him; their personalities are amazing. He tells Amy she's one of the most fun people he's ever met. He reminds guest Amanda that she made him sing on national TV, and asks her not to do that again. He indicates Charla is shy, and he'll have to bring her out somehow. He says he and Toni have a date for tomorrow morning working out. As for Kristin, he thinks her personality is really cool. Time to decide. His decision is... Charla! She's surprised. Dave isn't happy. In his confessional, Dave tells us his plan was to take Matt under his wing, but he's obviously made himself at home. However, that doesn't mean they are rivals. Host Amanda asks Charla how she feels. "Good; I haven't roomed with many people here. It will be interesting," she replies. Host Amanda asks Dave how he'll feel living in the black room. He says he'll be fine, and hopefully won't be too lonely. Host Amanda then reminds him that if he's still on his own at the end of the week, he'll be leaving Paradise Hotel forever.

Later, Alex asks Charla what she thinks about Matt picking her. She responds that she's flattered. When asked whom she'd prefer to live with, Dave or Matt, she says to ask her later, as she hasn't lived with Matt yet. Maybe they won't get along. Elsewhere, Matt asks Toni if Charla is like a little sister to her. She is. He reveals to her that he picked Charla because he wanted a roommate that would allow him to get to know everybody. Scott tells Charla he thinks Matt likes her, but is playing the game the hardest. However, Matt tells Toni he's just being himself, and that's how he's playing the game.

Dave packs up with Charla's help. She asks him if he's mad. Well, yes, he is, because he's all alone. He feels like he's moving out of his home. However, guest Amanda isn't alone in the Monkey Room. She and Alex get comfortable on the bed together. They discuss the fight Alex and Beau had a week or so ago. Alex says he's sexually frustrated, but guest Amanda tells him they can't do anything because of Beau. Then they speculate on what could happen if Beau left Paradise. Cut to Beau stating in his confessional that he's not going to backstab anybody and hopes nobody will do it to him. Uh, Beau, have you ever WATCHED a reality TV show before? He goes one to say that when it's all over, he and guest Amanda will be really good friends, but here and now, he's not going to take it anymore.

Beau tells Toni he wants to tell guest Amanda to be truthful to him. Meanwhile, guest Amanda asks Alex if she's told him that she really wants to hook up with him tonight. Alex feels the same way. Cut to Beau, who tells Toni he's going to give Alex the benefit of the doubt because he's his brother. Back to the bed with guest Amanda and Beau. They discuss that their previous roommates (Kristin and Beau) don't like to cuddle. It's why guest Amanda doesn't like sleeping with Beau. Alex asks her why they keep picking each other. "Because it's safe," she replies. Back to Beau, who relates that Alex said he was his best friend, and there's no way he'd go for that "stupid bitch." Cut back to Alex, who turns off the light, and says he's sleeping there tonight. As Beau says goodnight to Toni, Alex notes that he and guest Amanda will be in so much trouble if Beau walks in. However, he doesn't give a ****. As Beau walks towards the room, Alex says he better go before Beau catches them. Guest Amanda asks him to stay. He says he's sorry, but getting caught isn't something he wants to deal with. He grabs his pants, kisses her goodnight, and leaves just before Beau arrives.

Over in the Yellow Room, Matt apologizes to Charla for taking away Dave, and promises to be a gentleman for the first night. Charla tells him she's never just made out with somebody at a party. Matt asks her if she's ever done anything she considers sexy. Well, Charla thinks it's pretty sexy when girls make out. He asks her if she's done it. Yes, she has, and that's been her sexiest moment. Something tells me he'd have preferred to hear that she likes to make out with strange guys she hardly knows. He asks her how the massages are at the hotel. She loves them, and wishes she could have one every day. Matt tells her she can - if she has a cool roommate. He starts to give her a massage. Apparently, Matt touching her bare skin doesn't bother her like Dave did. Charla tells him she sucks at giving massages. He tells her she just needs to practice. He continues to massage her from close to her breasts to down on her thighs. He kisses her on the shoulder. She tells him she never thought she'd feel like this at the hotel. Later, she starts to massage his legs. During all of this, scenes of Dave snoring away in the single room are shown. It must be "Dump on Dave" week at Paradise Hotel.

The next morning, while the girls have breakfast, guest Amanda confesses she'd like to have Alex as her roommate in the next selection. Toni asks her if she's talked to Beau about that. No, she hasn't, but she says Beau has already told her he wasn't going to pick her. Toni responds that Beau is starting to question their trust. Toni says they should all work together as long as they can to keep their friends at the hotel. Guest Amanda tells her when it comes down to the nitty gritty, things are going to come down to breaking trust. Jumping to the subject of Matt, the girls all seem to like him.

Meanwhile, the boys are eating breakfast, and Dave's voiceover indicates he doesn't like Matt. He's never apologized to him for taking his room. However, Matt does ask Dave to run around with him and to play tennis. On the court, Dave asks Matt how his first night was. "Weird," he replies. Dave asks him what he and Charla did. Was it different from what he expected? "Extremely different. Charla shocked me," was his reply. He thinks he picked a good roommate. Dave agrees, noting he's been with her twice. We she flashbacks of the massage Matt and Charla shared, contrasted with her NO NO NO NO NO when Dave tried to climb into bed with her, and telling him not to make her uncomfortable. Dave then proceeds to lose the tennis match to Matt. Ouch.