Big Brother 4, September 20 Live Feed Highlights: Time for the Jury Questions!

It’s Saturday morning and the excitement is simply unbearable. Alison and Jun wake up and shower. Woo-hoo! Jun even shaves her legs. It’s hard to believe CBS isn’t charging more for this kind of stuff!

But wait, things may pick up. Alison says the jury questions will begin around 12:30 or 1 pm. That leaves at least an hour or two to get ready, which means more primping and sitting around doing nothing.

Jun says that she doesn’t want anything personal brought up during the questions, just game stuff. Well, that isn’t really up to you, is it?

Not surprisingly, all feeds go to Front of the House (FOTH) during the actual jury questions. However, we can still figure out some of what went on by the discussions between Jun and Alison after the fact.

Alison says that Dana still hates her. This is a surprise? Don’t worry, she’s just one of many millions! Jun says that she also heard sarcasm in Dana’s voice during Dana’s question for her, so she probably hates Jun too. It’s possible that the questions were asked with each other out of the room, because at one point in the conversation, Alison asks what Jee asked Jun. Of course, we quickly go to FOTH to prevent us from hearing even that tidbit. But we do find out that Nathan left the dirty socks in Jun’s bed. I can sleep peacefully now, knowing that. Alison says that she misses Nathan. Oh please.

Apparently, there is quite a bit more discussion of the questions, because all the live feed viewers get is FOTH.

Eventually, we come back to a discussion in which Alison asks Jun if she would do Playboy if offered. Jun says no way, her family would die. Unsurprisingly, Alison says she would do it. But only if it was tasteful. Please. She would do it if they had her hanging upside down in leather, as long as the money was right. Jun asks Alison what if they wanted her to do it with another woman. By “do it” I think she just meant the photo shoot. I think. Alison says she’d do it with Erika – or anybody else from the house. (Told you she wasn’t picky.)

After various other meaningless conversations (well, even more meaningless than the ones I “highlight” here), Alison wonders to Jun if they will show Jun’s breakdown (from yesterday) on TV. Jun says she’s certain they will. Apparently the local shrink will be paying them both a visit. They are less than thrilled. Plus, it seems Big Brother took away their Tylenol PM, worried perhaps that they were taking too much. However, they do get some fishing line for their bead arts and crafts – yesterday they were complaining that the wire they had been given was too thick for the beads.

As they eat dinner, they again discuss some of the questions. Surprisingly, it isn’t immediately FOTHed. Alison repeats back what Nathan apparently said, using an exaggerated Southern accent and all: “You have no integrity, you used me.” Well, duh.

Alison also discusses Dana, saying she never wants to see her again and that she really went after Alison in her questions. Well, duh again.

The producers must realize what they’re talking about, and we got to FOTH. Later, the two of them go to the living room and are apparently watching The Amazing Race 4, which had been brought up Friday. Again, FOTH. They’re only in there for about an hour, but when the cameras come back, Alison makes a comment about it being nice that the gay guys won. Perhaps they just saw the finale, rather than more of the series.

Some random tidbits of activity: Alison tells Big Brother she wants birth control pills from the doctor. What the heck is she planning to do with Jun?! Later, when Jun is called to the Diary Room, Alison says she won’t do any more sessions there. In another discussion, Jun wonders if they’re still on the Internet and if anybody is watching them. (Yes and not really.) Alison says nobody is watching them since Survivor started (well, while Survivor is definitely a lot more interesting than watching these two, it’s only on for an hour a week – they’re still on 24/7).

They discuss the wrap party and say that there should be enough people there so they can hide. Having been to a Survivor wrap party, I could tell them that no matter how many people are there, they will still get plenty of attention (which, let’s face it, we all know they really want no matter what they may say). Alison says she’s been promised security at the party. Heh.

Alison also says the Big Brother shrink told her not to be upset if her boyfriend isn’t at the wrap party because, as a first-stringer on the football team, it will be a team decision, not an individual decision. (I read this to mean: He won’t be there. Get over it.) That’s okay, she’ll get drunk and throw herself at some other guy, I’m sure, if history is any guide. Alison says she’s scared of being rejected by him, but Jun says she can’t be so scared that she can’t move on.

They have various sexual discussions. Jun talks about bananas and cucumbers, and then says she wants to get her [bleep] waxed because you can orgasm quicker because it’s so smooth. Alison, upon hearing this, decides she wants to get hers waxed too. Well, now maybe they have something to do to kill time…

Thankfully, they don’t. Instead they have some more meaningless conversations and then head off to sleep.

David Bloomberg is the Editor of RealityNewsOnline and can be reached at RNO@pobox.com.

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