America’s Next Top Model 2, Episode 4: Make Me a Celebrity!

Ready! Set! Go! The girls are off looking for outfits. April and Sara switch up wardrobes. Yoanna likes Mercedes' shirts and takes one. Xiomara can’t find anything, but Camille does find Xiomara’s jewelry. However, Camille decides that the jewelry doesn’t match the dress she is wearing and just tosses it all on the bathroom counter.

Time is up and Sara goes first. Betsey says that she could have been in her last show. Xiomara looks a bit confused and Betsey picks up on it. Camille goes and Betsey thinks she looks rough. April does well and Yoanna looks nuts. Mercedes doesn’t feel well but she looks adorable and Betsey loved her. Jenascia is told she looks like a cluttered mess and Betsey tells her she doesn’t like her height. Also, that she needs to go to modeling school. Catie is told she doesn’t have enough “real you.” She has the style and walk, but there is no “Catie” in it. Whatever that means – I don’t get it. Shandi is last and is told not to be a sex pot. Her strength is that a sex pot is exactly what she isn’t. Well, it’s time to pick a winner. Betsey decides on Shandi. There is a round of “Oh, Shandi,” which apparently all the girls do to her all the time. She is allowed two guests and takes along Xiomara and Yoanna. They make Betsey do a cartwheel as this madness ends.

Uh-oh, trouble is brewing at the loft. Xiomara’s earring is broken. Camille says she doesn’t need this right now as Xiomara complains to the camera that she doesn’t understand why Camille didn’t just tell her it broke instead of just giving it back to her. Camille is just ticked off that she has to get it fixed now and couldn’t care less about it. Mercedes is on the phone with her mom telling her that she is losing hair. She’s scared, but her mom tries to comfort her. Even though she is getting tired more frequently, she is going to do what it takes to win and push herself.

A limo is outside. Yoanna says as they are getting ready to go, the loft elevator door opens. Out comes Adrianne, winner of the first season of America’s Next Top Model. She will be joining them for dinner and Yoanna couldn’t be more excited. Adrianne tells all the girls that she is busy all the time and is "blinged" out because she is modeling diamonds. On that note, the girls head to dinner and have the VIP room! Ooh la la!

Once they arrive, Adrianne asks who they want to be eliminated next and is met with a round of “Camille!” Xiomara then proceeds to bring up her earrings that were broken and gives an impersonation of Camille’s walk. Ironically, at the house, Catie is leading April and Mercedes in some impersonations of their own. Catie mocks the walks of Camille and Yoanna, not to mention hits the nail on the head when she makes fun of Xiomara’s walk and the bugged out eyes. Ahh, the memories. Back at dinner, Adrianne is telling the others about the business and that this is an opportunity they better not screw up.

Wow, more Tyra mail. They have to be ready at 6:30 a.m. for their next shoot. Fast forward to later when the girls get to the shoot site and meet up with makeup artist, Jay Manuel. He tells them that they have to learn how to take on the persona of a celebrity in order to succeed. All this after telling them that they need their own person and such. I’m really not getting all this. Catie will be Marilyn Monroe, Mercedes will be Billie Holiday, April is Catherine Zeta-Jones, Shandi is Nicole Kidman, Sara is Angelina Jolie, Camille will be Diana Ross, Jenascia will be Selma Hayek, Yoanna is Audrey Hepburn, and Xiomara will be transformed into Grace Jones – which she is NOT happy about. Tyra tells her that Grace Jones is a modeling icon. Xiomara accepts it and starts to get air brushed. Then the shoots begin.

Yoanna goes first. She looks pretty good. Jenascia is next. She has the look down and does fairly well, but Tyra tells her to stop opening her mouth. Than the photographer gives her directions too and she gets flustered and kind of goes off a little. No big deal. Sara, as Angelina Jolie, looks really hot and raw. Tyra has to give her some advice though, because her personality is not shining through. Shandi looks very much like Nicole Kidman and does a great job. Camille has Diana Ross down to a tee. She is such a diva and it works. Xiomara is almost ready and Shandi tells the camera that she used to be scared of Grace Jones. April is up for her shoot and is a little off in the Catherine Zeta-Jones look, but takes a nice photo. Catie as Marilyn Monroe is okay. She is trying to be strong, but it’s hard. Xiomara is up as Grace Jones. Okay, she looks scary. I’m not sure how I feel about this one. Mercedes is last, as Billie Holiday. I’m sorry, but this girl is amazing. She looks terrific. She is nervous though, and the photographer notes on how she is semi-shaking. And with that, the photo shoot is over.

At the loft, Jenascia is still talking about the shortness thing. Okay, it’s time to get over it. Catie is on the phone with her boyfriend at home. She tells him that the last three days were horrible and that she wants to quit. He tells her not to. Basically, Catie is scared that she is going to have to change herself in order to win, and she doesn’t want to do that. Girl, you need change!