Big Brother 4, September 12 Live Feed Highlights: Enemy Mime

Back; HouseGuests in the house. So is Mime (shift ain’t over yet buddy!). Jun is cooking. Mime finds Alison trying to sleep. He starts messing with the blankets. Alison screeches, “Leave me alone! Jun!!!!!” He chases her again. She’s screaming.

She looks into a camera and says, “F**k you guys for this!”

Ali is trying to escape to the Diary Room and the storage room, but both are locked. Big Brother is keeping Ali in her own personal horror movie! Mime tries to help Jun in the kitchen. Decides to juggle things. Badly. Eggs. Pancake batter? Making a huge mess. Ali tells him to step outside like she’s going to fight him. Jun starts cleaning him. Mime chases Ali with uncooked chicken!

Then, back to making more messes. Pouring salt and pepper on the ground. Jun is slack-jawed and yells to Robert that he has to see this. Ali has had it: “Come on, dude! You wanna go? Bring it!” She says she’s looking for a rope to tie him up with.

Mime starts chasing Alison again. Jun giggles. Jun says to pretend he’s their nine-year-old cousin visiting. Ali says she doesn’t have a nine-year-old cousin, then asks if Jun has considered this Mime may be on crack! Mime puts pancake mix in a paper towel roll and blows it out.. Then he puts a steel bowl on a confused-looking Robert’s head. (He’s probably still thinking there are clues in this!)

Mime acts like he wants a knife. Ali says, “Oh no, dude, you are NOT getting a knife!” Mime throws an avocado at Ali. She catches it and says, “Ease up, Mimeboy, we only get food once a week!” Robert falls on the ground laughing.

Ali is trying to fry her chicken for fajitas, but Mime pours Gatorade into the pan. She looks like she may hit him. Jun makes tuna sandwiches. Robert is eating his intently. Mime sits next to Robert and mimics his eating and scratching. Robert says, “F**k it! I can’t take this! F**k the luxury!” and storms off to the bathroom. Mime follows him and tries to tell him about the luxury - rowing, fishing, paddling. Robert just shakes his head, annoyed. Ali calls to Robert to finish his sandwich. Robert ignores her. Mime is reaching out, but Robert is rejecting him. (Awww.)

Jun wonders what Robert will do to Mime. Robert comes back out. Mime brought him a sandwich, trying to make nicey-nice. Mime acts that he’s staying over all night. Ali says, “The hell you are!” Ali goes to sulk on the couch. Robert looks like he’s looking for an exit. Jun asks Mime if he wants a manicure. Mime says no. She says, “It’s nice having people over!”

Robert buzzes the Diary Room. No answer.

Mime messes with Ali on the couch, who is shrieking with rage. Robert tells everyone to go the desert room, which has been decorated like a theater. The winner of the luxury competition gets a preview screening of John Grisham’s Runaway Jury with a guest. Robert thinks it’s silly that they all can’t see it.

Now the real competition: they get to throw color-coded Velcro balls at Mime! The first one to make three stick wins! They begin. The winner is...

Robert! He chooses Ali as his date. Mime bids them adieu. They are like, “See ya!” Ali has somehow construed that she and Robert will get to go the actual premiere. How, I don’t know. Robert comes out of Diary Room and confirms that he and she can bring dates to the Hollywood premiere! He’s celebrating in Jun’s face. Classless.

Jun says she will be in the backyard. Awww.

But wait! Jun won’t be alone while Ali and Robert are watching their movie in the desert room - unbeknownst to Ali and Robert, Mime returns to keep her company! Jun says she’s lonely, so Mime offers her a hanky - after he blows his nose in it. She giggles. Mime mime-cleans the house for her. Jun mentions she’d love to play a board game right about now, and he produces a deck of cards. They play a game where the object is to slide the deck as close to the edge of the table as possible, then play kitchen table ping pong. He teaches her some mime moves and has her star in a mime photo session. They split a beer and he indicates that Ali is crazy and Robert is depressed and constantly picking his nose. (Score one for Mime!) Jun laughs. Mime gives Jun a mime pedicure. Mime indicates that he has a daughter and shoots Jun a reproachful look when she asks if it’s as old as she is; his daughter’s nine!

Mime needs to leave again, but before he does, decides to terrorize Ali. He grabs her stuffed elephant; Jun tells him to put it trunk-first into a big vase. He hides her stuffed cat under some cushions and puts a bunch of coffee cups on her bed and covers them up with a quilt. Hee! With that, Mime bids her adieu. Too bad. At this point, he probably could have won the game.

When Ali and Robert emerge from the movie, Ali predictably screeches about her missing stuffed animals and tears the house apart looking for them. Unfortunately, in the process of searching for her cat, she uncovers the coffee cups on her bed. “Oh, I wondered what he’d done with those,” says Jun, who’s feigning innocence about Mime’s pranks. Heh. Ali then discovers an invasion of red ants at the top of her lungs and goes nuts with the Raid. Aaaaaand that wraps up one of the most surreal days ever in the Big Brother house!

Sting7 can be reached at stingseven@yahoo.com. Brian James is an actor/writer/singer in New York City and the Assistant Editor of RealityNewsOnline. An avid reality show, Passions, early Ryan’s Hope, retro music, and Internet discussion board junkie, Brian would like to stress that his writings are based solely on what he sees in each episode of each show and realizes that there may sometimes be more to the story and that people may behave quite differently under normal circumstances. Comments and cybertomatoes accepted at BrianJamesRNO@earthlink.net.

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