Big Brother 4, September 16: I Promise to Take YOU!

Robert and Alison are now watching the movie. Jun says she’s lonely and can hear them laughing. She’s trying to be a good sport. Mime comes back and sneaks up behind her. He’s going to keep a startled Jun company. Mime mimes Robert and Alison kissing in the Desert Room. “Ew!” squeals Jun. Mime shows her some tricks and when she asks him what he thinks about Robert, Mime starts playing with his nose. Jun is laughing hysterically. Mime then goes and hides some of Alison’s stuffed animals, putting the elephant trunk-first in a vase, then puts coffee cups on her bed and covers them up with a blanket. Jun says she will lie and say she was in the bathroom and didn’t know he was doing that stuff. Time for Mime to leave and he and Jun have a sad goodbye. The movie ends; Robert and Alison cheer saying they loved it.

As they come out of the room talking about the movie, Jun says Mime returned and was going through Alison’s stuff. Ali finds her stuffed elephant and the coffee cups and is pissed and does a little more yelling about how much she hates Mime.

Its morning, and time for the HouseGuests to find out what the America’s Choice question will be. Who would you want to have a live internet chat with? All the HouseGuests get excited as they are given mock-ups of their individual fansites complete with quotes. Each of them looks happy as we cut to a commercial. Which commercial is it? Why, it’s a commercial for “Runaway Jury” of course! Back to the show and it’s another group meeting as they find out who wins America’s Choice. Who will have the chat? Robert! [Although if Mime were an option, I’d bet he’d have cleaned up. Are we sure he’s not eligible to win the game? Could we not start a petition, perhaps? - Assistant Editor]

Both of the girls congratulate Robert as he heads to the Head of Household Room for the chat. Alison thinks it sucks, but they do put him through hell. Jun says he was apologetic but she’s sure he was psyched to win another America’s Choice. Alison says if you’re going to apply for a reality show to make sure you have a kid and you’re a single parent. During the chat, Robert gives his advice to people with drinking problems and talks about why he is always playing with his nose (nervous habit). He also says that the ladies are going to hate him for winning another America’s Choice. Alison and Jun are outside trashing him, but in their defense, they call themselves bitches. I guess its OK when they do it; they just hate it when Robert does. Go figure. One Internet junkie asks Robert why women should want him to win after all the bad things he’s said about them. Robert apologizes. I also love the fact that they have to say the date of the finale and make Robert repeat it. He thanks America for letting him have the chat.

Later that night, Alison tells Jun to win the next part of the Head of Household competition so they know they will be going to the finals. More trash talking on Robert. They are still pissed about his remarks on women. Alison says that Jun is getting a little too cocky and it’s starting to get on her nerves. She then tells Robert that Jun makes it seem that she is going to win. Robert tries to get Alison to promise him that she’ll take him to the finals, although he doesn’t really believe anything she says. It’s about time.

Time for Part Two! The winner will compete against Alison to see who will become the Head of Household. Robert and Jun choose different-colored balls. Robert is blue and Jun is red. Alison tells them she isn’t allowed to watch the competition and Jun is glad because that means it will be less pressure. Robert and Jun head outside to see the competition. Jun thinks she will win, while Robert thinks he will. They read the directions. In front of them are five X’s. They have to hang faces of the other previous HouseGuests that match the corresponding ex questions on the gigantic X’s. Some will have multiple answers and they have to use every face. It’s time to start and they are both all over the place. Jun seems to be more collected, though. Robert looks a little confused, while Alison is sitting on the bed in the house whining that she’s irritated to be all alone. I personally couldn’t care less. [Exactly. Once again, it’s OK for Jun to have time alone, but heaven forbid she does. Shut up, Alison. - Assistant Editor] Robert gets caught up on a few questions and Jun jumps way ahead. She finishes first and wins! Alison comes out and looks so happy that Jun won. Alison says she isn’t surprised because Robert simply sucks because he’s not smart and she hates him. What great reasoning. [See above. Repeat as directed. - Assistant Editor]

Robert says he is confident that he will be taken to the final two. Are you kidding me? Alison is concerned about Jun double crossing her, as well she should be. Jun says that Alison thinks she is invincible and is rubbing it into people’s faces. She needs to watch herself. Robert says Alison is unpredictable and anything can happen. Alison says she can kill Jun in a physical competition. Who will be the final Head of Household? Who will they evict? Find out live tomorrow!

Phil Kural is a junior at Temple University and can be reached at pkural@astro.temple.edu.

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