America’s Next Top Model 4, Episode 1: “I Went from America’s Most Wanted to America’s Next Top Model!”

Jessika is next to meet the judges and they think she is nuts. She goes by Lady Kat, and shows them her cat walk and nails. Tyra says that she looks like a cat, too! LK says that she is aggressive, and touches Tyra when she gets near her. Jay loves her skin tone.

Sarah comes in next and she looks just like Sarah from The Real World in my opinion. She says that she has always felt ugly, but blossomed over time. The judges think she is fun and deserves a chance.

Next is Lluvy, who is nervous. She admits that she is in her sister’s dress, and the judges tell her to get comfortable. She returns in a t-shirt and jeans and thanks the judges. They look at her application and see that she used to be in a gang. Lluvy admits that she used to be very bitter and very mean, but has changed her ways. When she leaves, the judges admit that they love her.

Michelle is 18 and from Indiana. She’s part of the wrestling federation there. She shows the judges some moves and tells them that although she loves wrestling, she will sacrifice it all to be a model.

We then see a montage of girls and one girl says that she’s not a virgin, I believe it’s the Mormon, and Ms. J covers his mouth. She says to him, “You’re not one either,” which cracks me up!

Naima is up next and does some ballet for the judges. They like her Mohawk and she explains that she got rid of her former afro because she had to shed some of her past, and this Mohawk helps to censor her thoughts. I love her! She’s BEAUTIFUL.

Brandy meets the judges next and tells Ms. J that she loves his hair. He loves hers too, but she tells him that it’s not real, and that it’s sewn on. Her mother made it for her. Ms. J tells Brandy to tell her mother that, “He ain’t mad at her.” Brandy is all about winning and says that if a girl forgets her shit, she should have brought one – and comes off as a total bitch – well, to me!

Tatiana is from Hawaii and heard on the radio that there were auditions. She admits that she messed up earlier in life with dropping out of high school but really wants to be a model.

Estella is from the Bronx and wants to be a model so bad she can taste it. Her baby is almost three. She was married at 18, but her man dumped her and her baby, in February, and left them homeless in the cold. They lived in a shelter, but she is strong and will make it. Jay Manuel says that maybe she is a diamond in the rough.

That night, all the girls have a party for two girls who are celebrating a birthday. Lady Kat goes off for some reason and Sarah gets caught in the middle. Sarah thinks LK is rude, but LK keeps yelling all over the place. I’m over her. Tiffany says she can’t believe she used to act that way. The next day, the girls go to the park and Tiffany pulls LK aside and tells her that she needs to tone it down. LK gets the hint and learns to chill, as we see all the girls running around since there are apparently a lot of bees out too!

Mary meets the judges for the first time since last season. She says that this time she is not going to hold back, and will be herself.

Rachel introduces herself and says that she may be a little big, but will do what she can as long as she doesn’t have to show a nipple. Her grandparents are dead so there is nobody left to impress.

Alexandria has a little slur in her speech, but Tyra tells her not to worry about it since most of Hollywood does too. Alexandria just wants people to see her for who she is.

Christina is up next and she is looking mighty tan. Tyra tells her she is looking a little “negro.” Can you say that on TV? Christina admits that she is confident, but not cocky.

In comes Brita next, telling the judges that her family is from Latvia. Wow, this girl is very pretty! She tells the judges how she used to have a nice house and grew up rather wealthy. Now she is a waitress though, and supports herself since her dad hurt his back and lost his job.

Noelle meets the judges and talks about her kid as well. She doesn’t regret having a child so young and has Endometriosis, which basically means she isn’t supposed to have children. She has confidence and worth and thinks she can do it. I love her too!

The girls all gather for a last impression and have to do a “walk-off.” I’m a little confused, but basically, all the girls do a little walk in groups of five. The girls strut their stuff and Tyra chants “Fierce” too many times to count. The judges tell the girls goodbye and they all head back to hotel, where Jay tells them that in the morning, most of them will be eliminated. All the girls begin to cry and Jennifer says that it’s her dream to be there but will take whatever God gives her. Kahlen is petrified and Tiffany says that the girls are crying like they are on Oprah. I LOVE TIFFANY.