America’s Next Top Model 4, Episode 3: You Walk That Runway, Girl!

The girls walk back in, and Rebecca has to go first. Nigel likes her walk, but Janice says she didn’t make it look great. They look at her photo, and they love it. Janice says it’s a bit slutty, but she still loves it. At this moment, Rebecca rolls her eyes back and collapses! A paramedic comes in the room as everyone is panicking! Noelle says that she knows Rebecca has this collapse issue, and Rebecca told her that it hasn’t happened in about six or seven years. Tyra goes over to the girls and tells them that Rebecca has been taken to the hospital, but they are going to continue if that’s okay. The girls agree.

Tatiana is the next girl to go, and though they don’t love her walk, her photo is great. Tiffany is told that she needed a cane on the steps in heels, but her photo is one of the best. Sarah comes up next, and the judges say she walked like the funky chicken. They know she was nervous, and although they don’t feel her photo is great, her face is amazing. Lluvy is told that her walk was great this week and she proved that the sack can look fierce. Her photo is also a vast improvement this week.

Michelle is told that her walk was bad and it looked like she was modeling the sack for farmers. Her shot is great, though. Brandy steps up and is told that she looked pissed while she walked. Her shot is alright, but there is no passion. Christina is told that she should have cleared the hair from her face in her walk, and her shot isn’t doing anything, either. Naima has a weak walk as well, and the judges are mixed with her shot. Brittany has too much makeup on from the get-go, and although her walk is a little heavy, she has to be more high fashion. They aren’t sure about her photo though, and compare it to a high class porno.

Noelle is told that her walk looked uncomfortable, but in her shot, the legs looked great. Kahlen steps up and is told that she needs a jolt, and the judges aren’t happy with the picture, either. Keenyah fell with her walk, but still rebounded. They love her photo and say it’s probably the best of the week.

Time for the judges to deliberate. They all feel that Lluvy was saved by her photo and walk this week, while Michelle has no stage presence. Noelle is adorable, while Keenyah looks bad in person, but fierce in photos. Sarah is too up and down, but has amazing bone structure. Tatiana has a small face, but Nigel is pulling for her. Naima is splitting the judges, while Janice says that Brittany does not look like her. Kahlen has to turn it out, and Christina has these manic eyes that judges just aren’t sure about. Brandy still has to turn down the ego, and Rebecca looks scared.

At this point, Rebecca finally leaves the hospital. She says that she has always had problems with fainting, and it’s not life-threatening, just scary. She has a talk with Tyra and tells her that she wants to go to the elimination ceremony, thankful that they didn’t eliminate her for the collapse.

The girls walk back in the room, and Tyra tells them that she has photos of 12 girls. They will be the 12 girls that are continuing on. The first girl called is Keenyah. Yay! After Keenyah comes Tatiana and Rebecca, who Tyra admires for returning so soon. Tiffany is called next, followed by Lluvy, Naima and Christina. Then comes Brandy. Only four more girls will be called. Noelle is next, followed by Michelle and Kahlen, who lets out the biggest sigh of relief ever!

Sarah and Brittany step up. Tyra only has one photo. Brittany is told she has too much sexuality, and not in a Victoria Secret way, but in a triple X kind of way. Sarah is melting down, and although she has a strong face, the judges worry that she doesn’t love herself. The girl that is called… is Brittany! Brittany begins to break down, as Tyra tells her that she has to tone it down. Sarah is dismissed and tells the camera that she has more natural talent then some of the other girls, like Brittany, who is the porn princess. Can you say “bitter?” Sarah, you were the worst this week, get over it. She tells the camera that she is used to failing, so this is no surprise. Wow, glad to know she has a high self esteem.

Next week, the girls are going to be under pressure on the tennis court. Michelle flips out, Brandy flips out and Tiffany flips out. I can see a theme here, and I love every minute of it. Here’s how I rank the girls at this point:

Naima
Keenyah
Tiffany
Rebecca
Christina
Noelle
Tatiana
Michelle
Kahlen
Lluvy
Brittany
Brandy

If you want to see what Sarah had to say about her time on the show, be sure to click here to read my interview with her!

Phil Kural is a recent graduate from Temple University, with a degree in journalism. You can reach him at pkural@gmail.com with any feedback that you may have.

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