Big Brother: All-Stars, August 29 - When What to My Wandering Eyes Should Appear?

Hello Big Brother fans! Did you miss me? I’ve been on special assignment checking out the RealityNewsOnline West Coast offices, conveniently located on the beach in Southern California. Rested and refreshed, I’m back to take you through the home stretch of Big Brother: All-Stars!

Voiceover guy recaps everything we’ve seen up to now. Six houseguests remain in the house. HOH Erika has nominated Janelle and George for eviction. It’s day 54 in the Big Brother house. Cue the theme music! Black and white video shows Mike pulling Will’s key out of the cheesewheel of fate. Erika nominated Janelle and George. Janelle is a huge threat, and George would be a vote to keep her in the game. George carries the cheesewheel as Janelle puts her head down on the table and then gets a hug from Erikia.

Our picture turns to color and Janelle says when she was nominated and Erika told her she admired her and “all that crap,” she really wasn’t all that grateful, she was more annoyed. She feels like they are targeting her over Chicken George, and they want her out of the house. Ya think? George says being in the hot seat is really not that bad. He’s used to it and was expecting it. Erika put Janelle up because she is an awesome competitor. She’s a threat to win the game and Erika is trying to take out the players she doesn’t thinks he can beat in the end.

Will says any time Chill Town is not nominated he is thrilled. He doesn’t know how Mike did it, but through his “showmantical work” he got Erika to not nominate them. He’d rather keep Janelle than George, but as long as it’s not him or Mike, he doesn’t care, anyone can leave. George mimics bowing down to Mike and says, “There’s still a lot of Chill left in the Town.” He wonders how that is possible. Mike says George idolizes Chill Town and of everyone he knew what Will and Mike could do. They are deadly and have knocked a lot of people out of the game and George is onto them. George marvels that the others are not messing with Dr. Will, instead going after “some guy who wears bearded chicken necklaces.” Will says George has won an HOH and a veto competition, while Will has won nothing. George is much more deadly than he is. Riiiight.

Janelle and Will talk in the bathroom and Will tells her to go upstairs and talk to Erika, and give her a hug and tell her it’s OK. Which, of course, Janelle does. She tells Erika she doesn’t want her to be upset and Erika says she is and it kills her. Janelle says she is going to go after the power of veto and if she wins it she will not come after Erika next week, she’s still going after the people who took out her friends. Janelle continues that she doesn’t really have anyone left in the house and she would like to work with Erika if possible, if she stays of course. Erika doesn’t seem too excited by this plan, as Janelle continues that she is going to go after Chill Town, she’s sick of them and the way they’ve been playing everyone. It’s a fib (no, really?) but she thinks Erika might believe her. They hug as diary room Erika says she’ll take that deal. She can’t be serious.

Nighttime. Danielle, Will, and Mike are out on the red couches, playing cards and talking. Will asks if there would be any benefit to keeping Janelle over George. Danielle asks if he’s lost his mind, then says no. Mike remains quiet. Danielle asks why Will would consider that and he replies that he’s not. Diary room Will says his relationship with Danielle is strained, and since the ouster of James she has become very suspicious of him. Danielle seeks confirmation that they are taking Janelle down and Will says he hopes so. Diary room Danielle wonders if something is going on—Janelle seems to be working with Chill Town and Erika won’t nominate Chill Town. Something is wrong with this picture.

The houseguests emerge from inside lockdown to see the trampoline they won in the last food/luxury competition has arrived! Will is the first one to run out and start jumping on it. He plays on it like a little kid, and Mike joins him. Mike calls it the “pimpoline, the pimp trampoline.” Will jumps high up over the protective net as the others stand by waiting for the inevitable injury to occur. More Will trampoline footage.

In the HOH room, Danielle asks Erika if she plans to take her to the final two. Erika says yes and Danielle says she plans to take Erika to the final two as well. She swears on her kids and says she always tries not to say that to people because she doesn’t want it to come back and bite her. So Erika can know that she is giving her word. Diary room Danielle feels that Erika is her strongest ally in the house, they strategize so much with each other and they think of every single option. Do I hear the twinkling bells of the foreshadowing fairies? They discuss Chill Town, and Danielle recycles Roddy’s nickname and says Will is the devil. Complete with little finger horns on top of her head. She proposes they win veto, remove George from the block, and put Will up. She and George will vote to evict him and it will be two to one and Will will walk out the door. Erika says it makes sense but in the diary room says she is technically part of Chill Town so she has a dilemma. It all goes back to who she thinks she can beat in the end. Danielle says her ultimate goal is to kick Will out of the house. She tells Erika “Danielle from Big Brother 3 is back!

It’s time for Christmas in August! Will lays in bed as we see black and white clips of him talking about his favorite actor, Neil Patrick Harris. He says How I Met Your Mother is the best show on television. And who should sneak into the yard, wearing a Santa hat and bearing brightly wrapped Christmas gifts? None other than Neil Patrick Harris! There is already a Christmas tree in the yard with gifts around it, and he adds to it. In the diary room, Neil says he is very excited to be in the Big Brother house, he is a HUGE fan of the show and All-Stars is the best season ever. He enters the house and takes a tour, turning on the lights and saying, “Ho, ho, ho! Rise and shine everybody! Merry Christmas!” The ladies scream and Will gets out of bed to shake Neil’s hand and give him a hug. Neil tells them he is their secret Santa for the day as he hugs the other houseguests.