The Anna Nicole Show

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The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 12: Galloping Towards the End, by Jill Sherman: This week's episode centers on Anna Nicole's trip to the Kentucky Derby. Actually less than five minutes deals with anything remotely related to the Derby. The remaining time consists of ANS screaming at the help, and Jill has all the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 11: Hustling the Hustler(s), by Jill Sherman: Anna Nicole gets to photograph models for Hustler magazine, humiliating and frustrating professionals as she throws a series of tantrums. If you ever wanted to have sympathy for people in porn, this is the episode to watch, and Jill Sherman has the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 10: Stripped of Dignity, by Jill Sherman: Anna judges a male stripping contest. That’s it. Oh, and she whines a lot before getting ‘faced. In other words, it’s another Tuesday morning for ANS and Jill Sherman has the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 9: Paint and Pain, by Dale Sherman: Anna Nicole is talked into have a gallery show of her paintings. Bobby Trendy shows up to crash the party. Jill Sherman is still relaxing in San Diego. Dale Sherman is drinking heavily and having to recap this show. Read on for more details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 8: Why You Don’t Watch ‘Texas Justice’, by Dale Sherman: Anna has to get some new boots for an appearance on The Tonight Show and ends up getting an invite to judge cases on the series, Texas Justice. What does this have to do with an Easter Bunny suit? Read on, as original ANS recapper Dale Sherman jumps in for a vacationing spouse.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 7: I’m Ready for My Close-up!, by Jill Sherman: Stretching her acting abilities, Anna Nicole Smith gets to star in a film as herself! Meanwhile, Howard gets to play dress-up, although he's less than thrilled with the idea. The wheels continue to grind into the ground as ANS begins the second half of Season Two and Jill Sherman has the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 6: If Urban Cowboy Took Place in a Stuckey’s, by Jill Sherman: Anna Nicole goes on the promised date with the bachelor from Episode One, bucking and whooping all the way. Too bad it’s not with her date. All this, plus Howard’s parents come to visit. A strangely calmer show this week, and Jill Sherman has all the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 5: Trading Spaces, Among Other Things…, by Jill Sherman: Anna Nicole Smith trades with her neighbors in decorating a room in each other's house. Yes, it's a lame parody of Trading Spaces, only with ANS getting sloshed out of her head in order to make it "funnier." Jill Sherman has the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 4: Working for a Living, by Jill Sherman: Anna Nicole Smith, bored from the stress of lying around and bitching at her paid servants, decides to live a “real life” by trading places with Valerie, a working mom who waits tables for a living. Oh, and ANS hurts her knee. It’s another poorly acted, obviously scripted episode, and Jill Sherman has all the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 3: Master Thespian!, by Jill Sherman: The third episode of The Anna Nicole Show comes our way and Anna Nicole gets to try her hand at acting. She also gets to slap a bunch of people, including special guest Danny Bonaduce. Cedric the Entertainer makes an appearance as well on this surprisingly less-scripted episode.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 2: Roughin’ it With Anna, by Jill Sherman: The theme of the second episode for the second season is “Roughin’ it with Anna,” where we see Anna Nicole whining and Howard having nicotine withdrawal fits in the splendor of the great outdoors. Please read on for more details of the camping trip and see how our pampered ANS and her entourage fare while divulging in their own Survivor-like outing.

The Anna Nicole Show, Season 2, Episode 1: The Mirror Universe Bachelorette Millionaire Dating Show, by Jill Sherman: The first episode of The Anna Nicole Show's second season premiered and Jill Sherman dares to give readers a look into what is in store for viewers this time around. Some familiar faces show up, including Joe Millionaire's own Paul Hogan and several ex-contestants from previous reality shows.

Reality TV Hall of Shame – An Entire Season of Shame: The Anna Nicole Show, by Dale Sherman: We've already inducted Bobby Trendy and Anna Nicole Smith as individuals, but The Anna Nicole Show has a whole cast of shameful character in shameful situations. And if we didn't already think so, there are plenty of viewers and readers out there who have written in to share their thoughts, which we bring to you here as well.

Why Anna Nicole Smith Inspires Passion, by O’Sean Aieghlans: The best of reality television shows gives the viewer a chance to look at another person's life and activities. One such show, The Anna Nicole Show, has given critics plenty of chances to throw verbal tomatoes and criticize the star, Anna Nicole Smith. But why have so many become passionate detractors of Anna Nicole? Let’s take a look.

How “The Anna Nicole Show” Came to Be: A Possible Scenario, by Dale Sherman: There are two questions that people have been asking Dale during this season of The Anna Nicole Show: Why did they put this dreck on the air, and why would they want to renew it? Dale thinks he has the answer. Join us in a look at the likely scenario that took place at E!’s headquarters…

Reality TV Hall of Shame – Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna Nicole, She’s So Much Nothing, by Jill Sherman: What can we say about Anna Nicole Smith? If it isn’t obvious that she deserves to be in the Hall of Shame, nothing is. She contributes nothing to the world, throws tantrums, and is cruel to those around her. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Reality TV Hall of Shame – The Anna Nicole Show’s Bobby Trendy: The Style of Ineptitude, by Dale Sherman: The first season of Anna Nicole Smith’s reality series has ended with low ratings, lawsuits, and bitterness. If there is one person on the show that combines all the horrible elements of the series in a repetitive, mind-numbing way, it is that of decorator and irritant Bobby Trendy. For this, Bobby gets to be the first inductee from the show into the Hall of Shame. Find out why here.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 13: Will He Be a Dreamboat or a Dud?, by Dale Sherman: Japanese food, riding the bull, and pickles rule the night as ANS goes on a date. The episode also comes dangerously close to becoming "The Claude Dauman Show," as The Anna Nicole Show winds down to the end of its first season. Dale Sherman has the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 12: The Gift that Keeps on Giving, by Dale Sherman: ANS destroys Bobby's work. Or, rather, she has Kim and Howard do it for her. Plus, a birthday costume party for Kim, who gets a gift from ANS, while Howard gets a gift from Kim. This week on The Anna Nicole Show.

Some Bad News: The Anna Nicole Show Gets Renewed, by Dale Sherman: It was officially announced yesterday that The Anna Nicole Show will be renewed for another season. Yikes! Read on for details and a translation of what the Hollywood-speak announcement really meant.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 11: The Decorator Who Won't Leave, by Dale Sherman: Anna Nicole Smith shoots her guns. Bobby Trendy shoots himself in the foot. Howard verbally shoots on Bobby. All this, if anyone cares, in this week's recap of The Anna Nicole Show.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 10: Neeew York Is Where I’d Rather Stay!, by Dale Sherman: ANS flies to New York for a publicity tour and, boy, is the audience tired. One cheap laugh is the best you can get as The Anna Nicole Show continues ever onward. Dale Sherman is here with all the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 9: Tantrums Ahoy!, by Dale Sherman: Anna Nicole studies for a driving test, while Bobby tests everyone’s patience . . . including the audience’s. Another episode of ANS sweeps down the desert plain like a thorny tumbleweed and Dale Sherman is here to give us all the details.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 8: Black Hole of Misery, by Dale Sherman: ANS is pestered by her cousin Shelly from Texas. ANS takes Shelly to dinner, but first has to do a few interviews. A nation watches the clock as another episode of The Anna Nicole Show airs this week.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 7: How NOT to Promote Your Business, by Dale Sherman: Anna Nicole Smith (ANS) wants her furniture and Trendy refuses to deliver. ANS sics her friend, Frank, after Bobby. Bobby gets paranoid. Then he gets really paranoid. All this, plus a photo-op for ANS, and Sugar Pie meets a psycho . . . sorry, psychic.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 6: Domestic Blight, by Dale Sherman: Anna Nicole leaves Vegas! ANS tries out a personal chef! Howard believes Bob is screwing everything up! More exclamatory is the fact that Dale actually liked a couple of things in this episode! Plus, news on ANS, desperation on the part of E!, and Lane Bryant decides on ANS's fate! All this week in Dale Sherman's recap

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 5: When Lapdancing Happens to Bad People, by Dale Sherman: Anna Nicole goes to Vegas! Drinking, Chippendales, gambling, and lapdancing for a group of depressed, angry people follow in this week's episode of The Anna Nicole Show.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 4: People Without Backbones, by Dale Sherman: Another depressingly dull episode of ANS features ANS going to the dentist, Bob the decorator bringing in some furniture, ANS forcing Kim onto rides at the amusement park and then . . . hold on to your hats . . . another trip to the dentist! All the heartpounding fury awaits in Dale Sherman's review of Episode Four.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 3: Royally Ticked-Off People, by Dale Sherman: What an exciting show! First, there is an eating contest that blows up into an argument between Anna Nicole and her lawyer. Then she and her assistant get tattoos to make her feel better. And her lawyer has to deal with the oh-so-flamboyant interior designer who brings her bedroom furniture.

The Anna Nicole Show, Derailment… Er, Episode 2, by Dale Sherman: With high ratings for the first episode, The Anna Nicole Show moves on to Episode Two. Anna Nicole Smith moves into her house, curses at her assistant, meets her decorator, tries on lingerie, and watches her dog rudely play with a teddy bear. All the excitement one can stand, and reviewer Dale Sherman dishes out every heart-stopping moment for the readers.

The Anna Nicole Show, Episode 1: Starting Out Fresh, by Dale Sherman: Dale Sherman, who previously reviewed The Osbournes for RealityNewsOnline, has taken on the task of reviewing another celebrity "day in the life" series with the premiere of The Anna Nicole Show on E! this past Sunday, August 4, 2002. With Anna wishing to start "fresh" in the series, we'll try hard to do the same as we recap E!'s two-hour documentary on ANS and then the first episode of her series.

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