Why the Evictees Should Not

by Marjie Hodson -- 07/10/2002
Looking at the live feeds, it appears that while the votes won't be counted until tonight, the evicted houseguests are lining up all on one side. Although it won't change anything, here is why they should not vote for Will.

I am a huge fan of Big Brother. This is a passion, not an addiction! I live with wireless headphones on my head for three solid months! Every move these people make, every word they speak I either hear or read on update boards.

This essay is being written on the eve of the Big Brother 2 Finale. It has to be said or I need to vent. Either way it will be said.

From what I have gathered on the feeds since yesterday, the evicted houseguests were brought in and questioned the winners, Nicole and Will. Of course, on the Live & Uncensored 24/7 Big Brother 2 feeds we didn’t get to see any of this. In the aftermath we heard conversation and continue to hear conversation about the questioning and the speeches of the final two.

It appears to me Nicole got raked over the coals. Do you wonder if she has a clue now she isn’t going to win this thing. Sorry Unbelievable Bloombergini, I think you may have to concede to Manly Man. Now I am going to go through the list of every houseguest and why they are absolutely ridiculous if they vote for Will to win this competition. I will go in order of eviction.

Being a cancer survivor I am glad Sheryl was evicted early. Who knows it may have saved her life. If she blames Nicole for not evicting Will she is asking her not to be a competitor. Sheryl is in for the fight of her life. I wish her well.

Autumn I believe will vote for Nicole. I hope your career skyrockets! She was treated like crap by Shannon, Krista, Mike, and Will. All the best to you Autumn!

Now we come to Shannon. What does one say? This woman is a psycho in my humble opinion. Passive aggressive and proud of it! Read about Shannon’s deep dark secret, "Vehicular Manslaughter."

From what I gathered watching the Tuesday night episode which aired on September 18th, Shannon is spending her time playing beach volleyball and seeing Jim. I wonder what the extent of “seeing Jim” comprises. Of course, we know the story of chips in Autumn’s bed and using Hardy’s toothbrush to clean the toilet. And she has the audacity to say on national television not to judge her. Well, Shannon this woman will judge you. You are a despicable excuse for a human being. I have no doubt you will go where the money is and that would be Will. Sorry, Jim, as she said in the house you are a loser with no prospects, and she has been supporting you for over a year.

Mike. What to say. Just go here and it has all been said. An Open Letter to Mike Malin. A fan tells it like it is to resident houseguest and poseur extraordinaire.

Krista, Krista, Krista. The beer guzzling, Nyquil swilling, mother of the year! She felt betrayed by Nicole and Will. Why? Because she was supposed to win this game! It was her right to be pushed to the top! It’s that entitlement thing again! You have to earn it baby.

Kent, I loved you man. I organized a banner for you. It read "WE (heart) KENT - KR/H/MO PLAY U 4 FOOLS." Remember the words in that banner. It was Krista and Monica with Hardy at that point! Not Nicole. She was trying to hold on just like you were at that particular point in the game. It was Monica that came out screaming like a banshee. “Keeping it real!” You talked to the wrong people, you made the wrong moves. Kent, you played a good game, brought Kathy home the car and made your kids proud. Nicole didn’t betray you. She played the game. Will is the one who is shaving his balls, not Nicole. She cooked your meals and cleaned the pee off the floor in the WC.

Bunky, America loves you! It took too long for Bunky to show who Bunky was. When you did you scared Hardy. Nicole wanted to keep you in the house and evict Will, but Hardy wouldn’t hear of it. Get the facts straight. Bunky, you are the best! Gregg, you have a winner there!

Hardy my man. You played the strongest game of them all! Not the smartest. You had the best ally in the world and you let your stubbornness get in the way. Nicole was trying to steer you on the right path, but your temper got you in trouble. I bet it has a lot in your life. Nicole does loves you like a brother and it sounds like you are betraying her.

Now Monica. What does one say and not get into real trouble? Will called you and Krista "the dumbest women he ever met." Then you shred Nicole on the way out the door and high-five Will. Well, Monica, for someone who “knows” all you really got this one wrong. You were always “getting ready” to do chores. Yeah right! Nicole’s food went down your gullet real easy didn’t it. If you wanted to cook why didn’t you? Too busy smoking, warming that chair on the patio, playing backgammon, and “keeping it real”? You are the one that needs to work on some issues. One final thought – my heart goes out to you and your family. My prayers are with you.

My final thoughts to all of the contestants on this overly long vent: Will is going to win the 500K because you don’t know how to play a game – don’t know what it is to be a competitor. You signed on for something and had no clue. You are now going to hand over the money to the one that lied to you all, simply because he told you he lied. Every single one of you people lied in that house. Krista was ready to dump Monica when Hardy and Nicole told her they wanted her in the final three with them. Hear that Monica? No loyalty from Krista. She was not “keeping it real.” You thought you were UT. Weak is what you were and they knew it. You others are not the winners, more like a bunch of sore losers. To quote Shannon “...too bad, so sad...” Let’s all rejoice in again handing the win to the biggest liar. You will find solace in humiliating the woman who fed you and cleaned up after you. Why? Because we still, in our society, can’t stomach a strong woman. Shannon, you are not of Nicole’s caliber. Nor you, Monica or Krista. She outshines you all. Whoever wins will be 500K richer. All you losers will fade into the night as did all the houseguests from BB1. Good riddance to you all. Nicole, you are the true winner. I know you whined, bitched, and were miserable a great deal of the time, but sometimes we all have something to bitch about. In this microcosm it was blown up to be the only thing you did. Unfair. Yes, but that is how it rolled.

Marjie Hodson maintains several Big Brother-related websites, including sites about Will, Shannon, Krista, and Nicole.


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