Joe Millionaire’s Sarah Revealed As Kinky Film Star

Joe Millionaire’s Sarah spoke on this week’s episode of “scandal” after she and Evan ditched the camera crew and made out hidden in the trees. Actually, she used the word after we were treated to a bunch of other sounds and, thanks to the producers, closed captioning. Specifically, we heard and saw:

"Ahhh. Mwah. Uhhh. Mwah. Ha ha ha ha. Think it'll go better laying down? Ahhh! Shhh! Ahhh. Shhh. (Slurp.) Shhh. (Slurp.) Umh. (Slurp.) Mmmmmm. (Gulp.) Ahhhh. (Slurp.) (Smack.) Umh. (Smack.) Umh. (Smack.) Huh huh ha he. Scandal!"

In a story posted today, The Smoking Gun (TSG) website announced that Sarah Kozer starred in “dozens of kinky bondage and fetish films that feature her being handcuffed, gagged, hog-tied, or bound with duct tape.” Indeed, while “film star” is not listed as her occupation, it seems to be at least a very time-consuming hobby.

Some of the films described by TSG include Novices in Knots, Hogtied, Helpless Heroines, and Dirty Soled Dolls. She is listed as “Cindy Schubert” in these films, according to TSG.

Amusingly, considering the dialogue mentioned above from Joe Millionaire, TSG says Sarah’s movies are “filled with moans and groans from bound captives.” Hmmm. Just what did she do with Evan? Or perhaps she let Evan do it to her, since she has been both captor and captive.

It should be noted that she does keep most of her clothes on in these movies – though of course she had to take her shoes and socks off for the foot fetish ones. But remember how Sarah mentioned a bit about her time with Evan to Melissa M. and Melissa replied, "So you've done everything you said you wouldn't do on TV. Disrespectful"? Heh. Well, she didn’t know the half of it. And why Sarah would say that she wouldn’t do such things on TV when she did them in movies – that much is a mystery.

Amusingly, TSG also reports that one of the movies Sarah did was a takeoff on reality TV where Sarah and an opponent are tied up and have to free themselves. Perhaps Fox will pick that one up next.

If you want stills from the various movies, follow the link above to the TSG site – they have pages upon pages of them. Like I said, she has her clothes on, but you can definitely get an idea for what type of movies she was in.

So, did Fox know about her movie history? Hard to say as nobody seems to want to talk, but I would guess the answer is “no.” It seems likely that fetish movies like these would be of a more limited appeal than, say, the soft porn that Survivor: Thailand winner Brian Heidik appeared in. And, of course, what Fox staffer would want to speak up and say, “Hey, I’ve seen her before!”?

What are Sarah’s chances of winning (if anybody can be said to “win” on Joe Millionaire)? Unlike, for example, Meet My Folks, this little tidbit won’t become known to Evan until, most likely, right now. So it won’t have played any role in who he picks. And if he did pick her, he couldn’t really be all that upset about it, could he? I mean, what’s he going to do, claim that she lied about her past while the whole basis of the show has been his lie?

If she does indeed end up winning, it could mark the beginning of a new trend in reality TV – sexual movie stars. First we had Nikki McKibbin from American Idol (she had been performing at a strip club), Brian from Survivor, then Evan in his underwear, and now Sarah. And heck, I’ve probably missed a few along the way. Too bad the Maloneys on Meet My Folks picked Chelsea instead of Tawny, as Tawny had done a topless video.

Perhaps when people talk about those who go on reality shows as being “exhibitionists,” they are more accurate than they realize…

David Bloomberg is the Editor of RealityNewsOnline and can be reached at rno@pobox.com.

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