Big Brother 4, September 19 Live Feed Highlights: Tears and Jeersby David Bloomberg -- 09/20/2003
Alison and Jun wake up and try to find ways to kill time. Alison cooks while Jun works on a puzzle. They eat breakfast. Yes, it is exactly as exciting as it reads! They go sun themselves for a while. Without anything else to occupy their time, they insult Rob once again, saying that his photo on the wall looks better in black and white than it did in color, but that’s not saying much and he still looks like a f***ing dork. Obviously, both of them are going for the “Miss Congeniality” prize.
They eat ice cream for lunch and while Alison talks about how unhealthy it is, Jun says they are doing it because they can and because they are winners. OK, Jun, whatever you need to tell yourself while you’re binging. They both talk about how the sequester house is probably so much more fun. Well, considering the two of them aren’t there, it would pretty much have to be!
There is a great debate on whether to nap now or later. They sun themselves on one side, then the other. The excitement is almost unbearable!
Wait, it’s conversation! Alison wants to know why they don’t give you novacaine when you get a tattoo. Jun is like, “Novacaine?” Alison replies, saying or morphine – whatever. Uh. Yeah. Morphine. For a tattoo. Hoo-boy.
Big Brother decides to keep them busy by having them make wire necklaces and earrings. Of course, this isn’t good enough for Jun, who complains that she wears silver, not wire. Alison grumbles that this is the worst idea, the beads don’t fit, the producers give them stuff to do but it doesn’t work, it’s so mean, yadda yadda yadda. Oh will somebody just shoot her and put her out of our misery already?! Better yet, give her a nice big dose of morphine – that’ll knock her out for a while. After the whinefest, the women also get to do some tie-dye.
After naps, Jun refuses to get up because she’s so depressed and hates her life and so on and so forth. OK, never mind. Just give me the morphine! Actually, I’m not the only one thinking about drugs – Jun suggests to Alison that if they say they’re going to kill themselves, maybe the Big Brother doctor will give them Prozac. Yeesh.
Alison continues the whinefest, asking what they did to deserve such treatment. Jun says that apparently, they won this competition. Heh.
Once again, to draw themselves away from the boredom, they move on to bashing former HouseGuests. Jun asks Alison if she thinks Justin and Dana are still together. Alison says she hates him and he hates her, so it won’t work. Huh? Methinks she’s in denial yet again.
Apparently, live feed viewers aren’t the only ones sick of Alison and Jun. They are locked out of the Diary Room. They beg for a movie, anything. Nope. They get nothing. Can’t imagine why, considering that when Big Brother tried to give them something to do, all they got was whiny criticism in return.
The two of them have one of their more extended conversations about going on vacation with parents and various other tangential subjects. Eventually, Alison tells Jun that she is a brat and Jun retorts saying Alison is the brat. Back and forth they go until they agree that Alison is a brat and Jun in a snot. Oy. Alison asks what Nathan is and Jun says he’s a dumbass – she couldn’t believe how terrible his vocabulary is and that he didn’t know how to pronounce words. This coming from the woman who said that Alison has a “photogenic memory.” And she’s calling somebody else an idiot? Yeesh.
Next stop, Depressiontown for Jun. She’s so depressed, she might take up smoking. She starts crying for no apparent reason. Oy. Alison even mumbles to herself about being left in the house with a manic-depressive.
Jun goes into a bedroom and has a major meltdown. It’s so bad that Jun later tells Alison that if she had been in there, she would be too scared to sleep in the same room as her. Even Big Brother was worried about her.
But on the plus side, Alison says they get to watch The Amazing Race on Saturday – apparently the whole season. They mention that Rob’s friends are on the show. Wish I knew who, but it wasn’t clear.
With that, they both go to sleep. Yes, another exciting day in the Big Brother 4 house has ended.
David Bloomberg is the Editor of RealityNewsOnline and can be reached at RNO@pobox.com.
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