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The Biggest Loser: Special Edition – Engaged Couples, Episode 1: Let Them Eat Cake?by Brian Towers -- 01/12/2006
Welcome to the next episode of The Biggest Loser: Special Edition. This series pits two teams of overweight contestants in a competitive struggle to lose weight and, in the process, regain control of their lives. This “Special Edition” version of the show features small teams with some kind of special relationship, and the entire story arc plays out over just two episodes. This week, both teams are engaged couples. The show opens with Caroline telling us that the winners will get a $50,000 dream wedding. Man, that’s enough to get JUMBO shrimp at the reception! Whoo-hoo! So, let’s meet out teams. The first team is brunettes Steve and Sarah, country folk from the vicinity of Allentown, Pennsylvania. Sarah has health issues and has been told that if she doesn’t lose weight, she may not be able to bear children. We are privileged see fiancée Steve propose to her at a family gathering. The ring is in a little silver model carriage. Officially, we love Steve. Sarah agrees with me and calls Steve “her Prince Charming.” Trainer Jillian phones shortly after the proposal and informs them they are going to be on the show. Sarah is having a REALLY good day. Our second couple is blondes Rasha and Edwin from Portland, Oregon, who have been engaged for two years. Rasha says she’s always been fat and Edwin admits he has boobs. He holds up his shirt to show us, but I’m compelled to look away – I’ll just take his word for it. We see Rasha and Edwin getting measured for their wedding clothes and neither is happy. Rasha’s friend(?) proudly announces that Rasha is a size 18. Trainer Bob phones this duo to tell them they’ve been selected for the show, a call Rasha is thrilled to be getting in her boob-enhancing corset! We won’t dwell on, exactly how much of a surprise could this possibly be, what with all the cameras and the setting up of the conference call between Bob and the couple… because that would spoil the magic. Both teams arrive at the ranch and meet both series hostess Caroline Rhea and each other. It’s obvious that Sarah and Steve are the taller and bigger couple. Caroline tells them it’s time to say goodbye to “their past love interests.” This makes Rasha a little nervous that her checkered past may be emerging, but by now we know that just means an obscenely excessive display of all the wrong foods. Steve likes the cheese items, but there’s no time to salivate, because amongst that spread is the super-scale. It’s time to get into Spandex and have the initial weigh-in! Caroline tells us that after two weeks, they will return home for several months to apply what they learned at the ranch, and then return for a final weigh-in to determine a winner. The couple with the better combined percentage of weight lost will win $50,000 towards their wedding. First up is the Rasha. She checks in at 237 pounds and is embarrassed. Edwin just barely manages to top that, at 240 pounds. Their starting team total is at 477 pounds. Sarah is first for the Red Team, and she tips it to 297 pounds. Steve knows that seeing such a big number hurt her, but he still loves her. Awww! He’s a svelte-by-comparison 274 pounds, for a team total of 571 pounds – almost a hundred pounds more than their competition. Caroline tells the teams that at the end of their stay at the ranch there will be another weigh-in, and the team that does best will win a honeymoon in Jamaica! Back in their living quarters, each team finds wedding outfits in their target sizes. Both teams realize there’s a lot of work ahead, and Steve concludes, “Tomorrow’s going to be a hard day.” Bob meets with his team and they talk. Actually, it seems like he woke them up. This is a big change from last week when both teams were in the gym before the trainers even showed up. Bob explains that they enable each other in their bad habits. Rasha admits Edwin would be skinny if it wasn’t for her influences, and wishes he’d assert himself more. Edwin nods agreement. Naturally, Jillian has a different approach. She sneaks up on her team who are subtly hiding in the beds. Jillian gleefully says she’s going to “whip them out of bed and torture them for three hours.” Steve admits that Jillian scares him. Jillian finds that Sarah is in “pretty poor shape” – no muscles, dysfunctional tendons and “she’s pretty much… a mess.” To prove it, we see a shot of Sarah lying amongst the reeds like a useless husk, heaving. For distraction, I do note that wee Jillian’s got herself some nice guns! A little later (hopefully, after Sarah gargled), Jillian gives her team some informative diet tips. It’s about how quickly your body processes carbs, and that some carbs are good and others are not. Steady blood sugar is important, and the benefits of unprocessed foods like brown rice and wild rice are touted. It’s not all fruits and salads as Sarah had thought. Suddenly the conversation turns very serious when Steve reveals that he feels he’s never achieves his goals because he lets himself down. His only satisfactions come from helping others achieve their goals. Jillian tells Steve he needs to change how he sees himself, and that it takes time. Whoa, real moment there. We need a life coach! So, after two serious moments like that, it must be time for something frivolous. Sure enough, it’s time to go outside to the gazebo. There’s a frosted butter-cream wedding cake about as big as Caroline, plus lots of other extremely savory no-nos piled about. Our competitors learn there’s a $10,000 diamond prize hiding underneath one piece of cake. Some impressive samples of rings are conveniently on display as teasers. It’s fairly tasteful, not like the product placements on The Price Is Right or The Apprentice. Uh-oh, a temptation challenge! And a bug-eyed Rasha is completely smitten with those rings! Edwin immediately says he’s not playing, and Rasha thinks he’s being hasty. She also thinks he doesn’t realize how important diamonds are to a woman, and he’d be acting very different if the pastries were concealing “brand-new full-suspension bikes.” Sarah likes the rings too, but after making Steve promise that he’ll give her a ring like that, she’s satisfied she would rather be slim and neither she nor Steve are tempted. Indeed, the challenge ends and no one succumbs. However, back in the kitchen, where Edwin and Rasha are preparing broccoli, she wants to keep discussing the issue. Rasha seems to feel that Edwin callously denied her a gorgeous ring, and the probability that she’d have had to take on thousands of calories to find the ring is never voiced. She doesn’t see the bigger picture – that better prizes lie ahead. Edwin realizes he has to put his foot down more often for both their betterment. It’s the next day, and all the contestants are working out. Edwin confesses in an aside that he’s glad Jillian isn’t his trainer, because he doesn’t like to be yelled at. That’s called foreshadowing, folks. And sure enough, Sarah insists she can’t use the walker without holding on. Jillian tells her not to hold on on a couple of times, but Sarah keeps making small grabs of the supports. Jillian knows that Sarah needs someone to be tough with her, and she says that if Sarah grabs the handles again, her partner Steve is going to have to do some serious treadmill running. Sarah doesn’t deal with that well at all, and sure enough, after about twenty seconds of hyperventilating to, “I can’t, I can’t, I can’t,” she grabs the bar. Jillian is true to her word, and sure enough, Steve’s soon a-sprinting. Sarah is now very upset and starts emitting high-pitched non-word syllables that Season 2’s Suzy would be proud to call her own. As an aid, Jillian holds Sarah’s hands so she can’t grab the bar, and you know what – she’s doing just fine. I just wonder if she’s too emotional right now to realize it. Steve can’t watch and has to leave. My opinion? That’s what Sarah needed, tough love. Her ineffective little grabs of the supports were not actually holding her up, there was more going on and it was inside Sarah. Jillian needed to push Sarah past those barriers, and I hope she did. OK, enough drama; for it’s time for another challenge. Both teams are limo’d to a location where there are lots of other limos waiting for them. It’s all set up to resemble a wedding chapel. Caroline tells them they have a chance to win $5,000, plus use of a personal chef (cooking only the right foods in the right ways, of course) for a week back home. Nice prize! Each limo has $500 hidden somewhere in it. The teams need to find $5,000 in total. And since they’re about to tie the knot, they are tied together with rope. Steve recognizes he’ll need this money to buy the wedding band he promised Sarah in the last challenge. Ha! Despite being bigger, Sarah and Steve are leading all the way. However, both have trouble in the last vehicle and the race is essentially tied. Red Team (Sarah and Steve) locates the money a few seconds sooner, and they win the prize! It’s almost time for the final weigh-ins for this first week, but first we have the last-chance workouts. All four are going at it pretty hard. As they go to the weigh-in, everyone is both nervous and hopeful. Remember, a honeymoon in Jamaica is on the line. The following chart (enhanced with some of my own calcs) shows how they did.
When their turn comes up, the Red team has to lose more than 49 pounds. When Caroline says that, it sure seems daunting. After his numbers are announced, the cute look of pride on Edwin’s face is priceless. At last, a goal obtained! And Steve’s appreciation of Sarah is wonderful, though I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that by a small margin, of the four of them it is Steve himself who has the highest percentage loss of weight. As Team Blue stands by stoically, Caroline tells them all that this is just a start and the big prize is still ahead. We wind down with a series of optimistic and hopeful statements from all four, accompanied by a less intense section of the inspirational theme song (Heather Small’s “Make Me Feel Proud”). Next Week – part two of “Engaged Couples.” We’ll see people sweating like crazy in their own living rooms. We’ll learn how to motivate your fiancée into working harder without getting the wedding called off. And, after a ton of flashbacks of what we saw this week, we’ll see the final weigh-in. Be here! My Own Thoughts: I felt that was some pretty riveting TV. Both teams featured an assertive female and initially, a more docile and enabling male… but it looks like that’s going to change. Gals, the boys have done really well so far, you better kick it up! I don’t have a favorite, or a prediction. But so far, the second team onto the scale has won every weigh-in. What an incredible coincidence! Well, that’s it. Join me here each Thursday for a recap of all the action, sprinkled with my own reactions and opinions. Let me know what you think at the address below! Brian lives in Toronto where he can be reached at at uncle_bto@rogers.com. He’d like to hear your opinions and promises to respond to all serious email. Be sure to sign up for our e-mail update so you can stay informed about new articles on the site! For more news about this show, be sure to check out SirLinksALot’s Biggest Loser page! |